Thought for the day -
God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them.
- Max Lucado
Hopefully laughter is one way of achieving that - if only for awhile.
Reaction test
Don't blink !
The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is: .75 seconds or 1 car length for every 10mph. Test your average reaction time.
Be careful this can be addictive! You may be surprised at how slow you really are.
Click here: Reaction Test
Click here: What's The Longest Word In The English Language? : Krulwich Wonders… : NPR
One winter morning a husband and wife in Watertown, NY were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going t o have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
(Thanks Cheri)
Have a great day - Chatty
19 comments:
I think I must be having a blonde moment. I'm not getting the punch line of the snow plow joke. LOL!
XO,
Sheila :-)
Hi, Sandie~
I liked that Reaction Test...so cute!
Funny snowplow joke!
The cat pictures are cute too. It reminds me of Oreo. He loves to lay on his back. :)
Have a great weekend.
(((hugs)))
sluggish snail here:)
That joke with the moving of the cars is GREAT, Kiddo! LOL!! And I love those kitty poses...:)JP
LOL, I get it, blonds are so dumb...
How are you feeling Sweetie, is the knee getting better?
Even though there is no snow here, we are still moving our car back and forth since we own too many [hubby loves them] and so ultimatly one is always on the street, anywho I just loved the parked car joke... :) and the cats, oh yes they are so unpredictible but cha got to love them :) Hope you are walking more "gingerly" this day...hugs, Debb
Hey Sandie!
That blonde joke was the bomb! lol Too funny!
We got more snow last night! They actually closed school today.
Happy Fun Friday!
Angela
Lots of good stuff here! The table clapping is ver cool!! The sheep game is adictive! Every time, I am still an ambling armidillo! Well, at least I'm not a turtle!
See? Now you know why I want to be a red head...
Look forward to your Friday funnies...
Would you please email me and explain how you get those pretty dividers between your posts?
that video with the hand dance was nice to see, imagine the countless hours they spent practicing.
Love the pictures of your family on your side bar, the twins are too cute and the baby is so cute and cuddly, cutest little fella. You must be such a proud gramma. I can't wait to be a gramma some day, I'm gonna love every second of it. I love being a mommy now too....but judging from the way my boys are growing, being a mommy won't last very long, they are growing way too fast.
Sandie, you never disappoint! You make me think, you make me laugh, you make me cry. Who knew sheep were so darn fast! I'm an armadillo apparently. Ann
funny funny funny! have a great weekend!
Another home run, Sandie! I can't wait to share the reaction test with Tom!
Hi Sandie. Oh dear. I don't understand the parking on the snowy street joke. Am I lame or what? Please tell me why she had a problem of where to park? Take care, Honey. Susan
Hi Sandie. Oh dear. I don't understand the parking on the snowy street joke. Am I lame or what? Please tell me why she had a problem of where to park? Take care, Honey. Susan
Hmmm, "reaction test" what comes after..."sluggish snail?"
I'm so making my hubs take the test.
Thanks for bringing some joy to my day!
Sweet wishes,
Sara
Sandie...Where in heavens name do you find all this fun? You always keep me in stiches! Hmmm...perhaps I am going to stop over at Ms. Magpies and say hello! I really miss my bloggin buddie!
Hi there. I saw your comment on It's Random, but Relevant - To Me. It's the first time I have visited that Blog, but I am glad that I did, because it has brought me to your Blog! Your blog is just the sort I like (and I think our sense of humour is the same as well), so I hope you won't mind me following you from over here in England.
I'm am ambling armadillo - BOO HOO!
I'm just surprised at my age that the sheep didn't put me to sleep - just sayin'
xoxo
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