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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, April 15, 2011

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .

Good Morning Friends!

The Frog and the Golfer:

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That' s okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he w ill have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Do you notice anything?

How did they do that?

A piece of trivia: The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

The Meaning of Compromise:

I might have a warped sense of humor these days - but I thought this was so funny - I laughed until I cried. Of course I'm in pain with shingles, but I thought it was one of the funniest skits I've ever seen. Now my husband and daughter didn't laugh like I did - so let me know what you think!

Thanks Linda B. My grandson adored this:

The Farting Dog

And finally if you feel like playing ping pong today - here's your chance.

Love, chatty

"I think laughter may be a form of courage… As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that. ~ Linda Ellerbee


Sandra said...

on minute in video, had turn it off, not funny to me.
but that is the way things are, what is funny to one is not to others. now the thing that made me LOL was the dog in the little bed, loved that. and the mild heart attack, now that was funny.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Oh that story is funny. I didn't see the heart attack coming!

Barb Hodges said...

Sandie, I was fascinated by the dot in the center. How did they do that? I loved the compromise photo. You must have a warehouse of resources. Have a great weekend. What interesting activity do you have planned with GS?

Jeanie said...

The video was funny, but the picture of the dogs was my favorite.

Dragonfly Treasure said...

Loved them all...especially the farting dog!!! LOL
Great way to start the laughing your head off ♥♥

Susan said...

Hi Sandie...How sweet of you to post, even when you are not feeling great. Thanks for my morning smiles. Susan

Debbie said...

The car salesman one was not my type, but I guess I should be ashamed to admit that I laughed and laughed with the dog one. I don't know what was funnier, the dog's reaction or the giggling woman.

Beansieleigh said...

Oh my gosh, thanks for the laughs!!! Loved the car salesman!.. Have great weekend! ~tina

Sharon Kirby said...

The frog story was funny. A little sick, but funny (kinda like us, huh?!)

The dot thing made me dizzy and nauseous - but yes, it was kinda weird!

Jungle Juice isn't an element?? Who knew?

So sorry to hear about the shingles. My grandmother had them once, and she said it was the most painful thing she'd ever felt. You've just had all the body luck so far this year...

The picture of compromise is just the sweetest thing. And that's really how it is, isn't it? Giving in to another - just because we love their company!


sarah said...

Hey Gayle....about that video...must be the shingles...but love love love that dogs and the dot in the circle...very weird. The circle moves. How does that happen???? Feel better okay....I can only imagine what you must be feeling..poor you. Oprah.

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Loved the frog story! Yep don't mess with women. I laughed at the video but maybe not as hard as you did! Hope you are having a good day my friend. hugs, Linda

Cindy Caudle said...

I loved both videos. I laughed till my sides hurt. What a salesman will do to make a sell. Love it.

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Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

I'm still chuckling at the frog story! Sandie, I hope you recover from the shingles SOON! Those are boogers! blessings ~ tanna

Jacalyn @ said...

Well I have to say that I didn't really find the Mad TV skit too funny. But, the compromising dogs made me laugh out loud!!!! And, dare I admit that the dog with the fart machine was very amusing!

Hope you feel better soon!


Ginny said...

Late again with my comments, got unexpected company till ten PM. I clicked around when I got to the Phong site, but couldn't find any actual games. I see you have a new quote of the week logo up there, very cute, and it will make people notice and read it more!!! I remember Linda Ellerbee, we used to watch her all the time, till she went to children's programming. I felt bad when she got cancer.

That corgi :) said...

that was a cute joke with the frog; I looked at that spot and moved my head but I didn't see a thing, LOL, but I did enjoy the small dog on the pillow sleeping :)

hope you are doing okay and feeling okay with the shingles and the pain pills are helping take the edge off of your pain Sandie

I dreamt about you last night, LOL. I dreamt you came to visit and I was showing you all the sites here and we were at the ocean and this HUGE wave came and carried you out to sea but you were okay.


Granny Annie said...

This entire post was great. I loved the video of the car salesman! That poor doggy thought it was doing the farting. I could not play the phong game I guess because I don't have a mouse on this computer. Anyway, thanks for a grand start to my day.