Jewish humor - sent to me by my Jewish friend Richard - love him to death. This is something to think about this weekend and it's funny too!
Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, lists as one of the characteristics of Jewish humor, revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance.
This is such a story:
Moishe was sitting at the bar, staring at his drink, when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says, Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"
Moishe burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying. What's your problem?"
"This is the worst day of my life," Moishe says. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Thought for the day:
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
-- James Anthony Froude
42 comments:
har di har har...
ROFLOL!!! That is a good one, Sandie.
THANK YOU for the lovely gifts. That is so sweet of you to think of me. I've already worn the bracelet ... snappy color with my outfit. You are a real gem of a friend.
Have a beautiful weekend.
TTFN ~
Hugs & love,
Marydon
Hysterical!!!
Too funny!!
:)
That one would work with anyone for a 'hero'.
Hi Sandie...Ha ha ha haha. That biker got the surprise of his life! (or death). hee hee Very good.
Hope your Saturday is absolutely splendid! Susan
Hysterical!
Love it, love it! So funny!!
Got cha!
Sandy, thanks so much for the gift in the mail!! What a neat and unexpected surprise. You are so sweet.
LOLOL!! I read this one to my hubby and he got a big chuckle, too! Thanks for the laughs!
Cracking up!
LAUGHING OUT LOUD - BIG TIME!
Great post.
Good one!!
ROFL this one i love
ooo, good one!!
I read this to hubby too, we're cracking up together! SOOO funny!Thanks Sandie!
this is awesome. Going to have to share this with the hubbie when he gets in from work! LOL thanks for the giggle
Oh my what a story, very funny :-) Hope you're having a good Saturday! Hugs xx
What a strange story, but if it is true, that man was clever!!!
well I think that this only proves that no matter how bad your day is someone else has it worse.
For some reason I just wasn't expecting the ending!! Ha Ha!! Hope you're having a great weekend!! <3
Theres nothing like a good laugh..I actually felt sorry for the biker. Love ya matey xxx
LOL, Sandie! Love it!! hope you had a good day!
betty
Cute story. And in a very small world, Leo Rosten was the father of a friend of mine. How's that for six degrees of separation?
LOL! Okay, that will stop him from stealing drinks. LOL!
He won't be stealing or drinking again....or bullying. Trish
Funny Funny!!
lol..you KILL me! Ok..nuff about me. LOL
I was delighted to see you over on Des' blog! South Africa where she lives is so interesting..the neatness..the white homes. I loved you questions also.
Hugs!
Mona
Ha Ha!
Totally unexpected at the end!
LOL so completely unexpected! Happy Sunday...
As usual I have a smile on my face due to your marvelous sense of humor.LOL Have a rest-filled Sunday.
Sweet revenge they say......
Oh my, that is hilarious!
It's a funny joke but I don't get why it's a Jewish joke? It could easily have been anyone having a bad day.
Meanwhile, did you ever see the Seinfeld episode where Jerry's dentist converted to Judaism so he could tell Jewish jokes?
LOL!!!
Hope your Sunday is great. :}
Haha what a great story... now I really am enjoying your wonderful blog..
Take care..xx
Way to go, Moishe!
XO,
Sheila
That is hilarious! I love your puddy cat writing your name! That is so cute!
Hugs,
Angela
Funny, but not so for the biker~~~
Thanks for stopping by DarsStuffings.
It's always a treat to meet someone new. Please come by again and again and again.
BlessYourHeart
Thanks for the chuckle!
A superb start to my day!
I have signed up to be one of your Vitamin F's Friends. What a fun blog you have - just off to check out more of your posts.
Carol
www.facing50withhumour.blogspot.com
Oy vey!
That was a good one! What's the old saying, "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - or something like that. Evidently, it tastes even better with lox and bagels on the side.
:)
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