Maggie the English Mastiff vs. Dude the Chihuahua (Thank you Linda at Country Corgi.)
Chatty is sooooooooooooo crunchy! But at least I'm not old. (Thank you Linda at Country Corgi - I think!)
This is how my Christmas decorations are coming a long so far.
Now out in paperback!!
The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores:
(Thank you Linda from Corgi County!)
And I can't do a Friday post without my friend Jerry- As The Cracker Crumbles.An Italian Mama
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear MaMa,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving MaMa
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita you MaMa You gotta admit that was funny.
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth!Thought for the day:
True love - is being loved whether you have abs or not!
50 comments:
So funny, Sandie. I really liked the ditto lights! LOL
Love the sugar bowl story. I'll have to remember that one. That is one SMART mama!!
I have seen the 'Understanding Women' picture on Facebook. One lady commented and said it was only Volume 1. I thought that was funny.
Hope you have a great weekend, my friend.! We're hoping to put up our tree tomorrow. :-)
i think my favorite is the book, the big book. LOL and I love the Big dog and Little dog video. i am both crunchy and old and add some crackle. hubby and i both sound like a box of rice crispies when milk is added.
Loved all the little funnies today my friend, all the funny pictures, and the story about the sugarbowl was priceless!! Hee Hee!! Enjoy your weekend my friend. (That huge book about Understanding Women would be about right!!!).
Awwwwwwwwwww, sweet, sweet critter shares. But I must say, I'll NEVER eat a soft serve ice cream cone again without seeing that picture in my head. What a hoot.
A link to my Friday post: Part 1 of our Road Trip
Hope you have a lovely weekend.
How clever the ditto sign...
Love the dog video what a hoot...
Snowman ice cream...seriously??? HAHHAHAHAHA
Love the Light at the end of the tunnel being canceled! AHAHHAHAHAHA
xoRebecca
LOL at the snowmen! Video of the dogs was really cute.
Really laughed at MaMa!
Happy Friday, Sandie!
Lol Now I understand why I never liked soft ice cream!
Hi Sandie...Well, you started my day with tears AND laughter. The little girl singing about the Hippo was so adorable it made me cry. What a FABULOUS little voice!
And the sugar bowl story gave me a huge belly laugh....my hubs, too. The two of us sat down in the man cave, laughing our heads off.
Great job! Have a super Friday. Now that mine is off to a good start, I'm sure my day will be good, too! Susan
I wondered what happened to that light at the tunnel. Thought maybe I was just having an awful year.
Hi Sandie,
I have missed visiting you... I was out of action for 2 days taking Hubs to Erie, Pa for his birthday.
Love the exercising cat.
Cute Cute.... Have a wonderful weekend Sandi!!
LOVE the Book! The video of the doggies is too cute!!! The sugar bowl story is great! Mama always knows! LOL
Have a Fantastic Friday Sandie!
A great post, it put me in my mind of my friend who maintains that the light at end of the tunnel is just the next train waiting to knock you down.
You know I always enjoy Friday Funnies...ends my week with a smile. hugs, Linda
What a great Friday post today - I love the new look on your blog, very nice! Your friday funnies were very entertaining today! Have a fantastic Weekend my friend! Big Hugs xo
I learneda a longa timea ago not to bullshitta my momma....
I saw that ditto pic on facebook and it really cracked me up!
Love the snowmen cartoon too. Happy Friday!
LOL!!! I love the one about being "Crunchy" and the house with the lights that said "DITTO" - Love it!!!
This was great Chatty. I really enjoyed the videos. The elephant and the mouse and the Hippopotomusses.
I think I am the only one not to see that paperback on women on facebook. I think there should be one on men too. They really do need to come with a manual. Loved the dogs. The little guy would be just a snack. He's a brave little guy.
i love that 'ditto' one!
Oh, what fun!!
OK, I absolutely LOVED that story about the sugar bowl! What a clever mom!
The DITTO lights were good - do you think I could do that about all the shopping and cooking and parties??
And, I am a HUGE Mary Margaret fan! Have you ever watched her video telling the Jonah story? Oh, if you haven't, it's well worth looking at. She is a preacher in the making, for sure!!
Thanks for my chuckle today. And I'm crunching along with you...(not the abs, the joints)
(By the way, I thought that book was about how to look younger when you're *50-something*???)
Cute I found out I'm not old I'm crunchy.lol Merry Christmas
My favorites here today, the Mastiff and tiny dog, that is so cute! The Mastiff is so gentle! And the Italian Mama story, priceless!!! Hope you have a great weekend, Sandie!
A post today which brings smiles - which you do so well.
Thanks for making me laugh today, Sandie! Have a wonderful weekend! :)
Hi Sandie! Loved the ditto on the house! LOL! That's kinda how I feel this year. Wish that would work for the inside as well, but I'll get things going on the decorating this weekend. After seeing all the beautiful Christmas decorations in Branson, I feel almost like I've had my Christmas. I really wish there were a few more days or weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Have a great weekend!
Cheryl
Awesome post! Thanks for the smile -- I needed it!
Oh my gosh girl, these are hysterical!!!
I was just tellin' Hubs at breakfast I sounded like a one woman band when I got up! Yep, it was just my old bones! Heeehehehe!!!
God bless ya and have a magnificent weekend!!! :o)
Haha - very cute! Wishing you a happy weekend!
xo Catherine
LOL! Can't wait to share the"crunchy" with my workout buddies! You really know how to make someone smile...:)JP
Great stuff today! Love the snowmen pooping and the dog video was so sweet. What a lovely little girl singing. Merry Christmas!
That is one of my favorite fun Christmas songs! Adorable... and the Mastiff and the Chihuahua, well, you know I LOVE that. Thanks Sandie! Ann
Those two dogs in the video are a riot. How fun watching them.
That cat though and the crunchy explanation I LOVE LOVE it.
Love your new name for your blog Sandie! and I like the snowflake background!! I love that book on understanding women! Too funny! And sadly a bit of truth in it too; we are hard to understand sometimes, aren't we??
have a good weekend!! Can't believe tomorrow will be three weeks until Christmas Eve!!
betty
How much is shipping for the book on understanding women? I need to see if my hubby will read it. ;)
Love your header.
Snowman snow-poop!!
That is so darn cute.
Forgive my love of bathroom humor. :-D
OMG...that little girl is ADORABLE!
Is she up for adoption? I'll take her.
OMG! Those are hilarious!! Love the xmas lights!!
*hugs*deb
LOL! Love the ditto lights and the sugar bowl story. Hee hee!
blessings ~ tanna
ps like the new look, too!
The sugar bowl is so funny. I have to share that one. Thanks for the laugh!!
Oh, my goodness! It's nearly Saturday but thank you for the laughs. The patience of that Mastiff! The crunchy kitty! And those Christmas lights...also my method this year. :/
Wonderful christmas lights.
Thanks again!
What a great way to laugh up my morning! I love the sugar bowl story best of all.
Love them all but especially the Italian Mama!! Hope you're enjoying a good weekend. Love your new header and quote!
If I could get up from the floor I would have been down on the floor laughing. Great post and I love the ice cream cone makers!!!
I like the mastiff/chi video...reminds me of my horse dog. Funny
I don't think I will ever look at an ice cream cone in the same way again!
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