GOOD MORNING CHATTY FRIEND'S
Let's do the Wooly Bully!
Let's do the Wooly Bully!
Can you find the cat?
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
(I'm sure you're going back to read this again!)
Thank you Linda B.
Should a child witness childbirth? Here's your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-yr old boy to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Matthew for his help and asked the wide-eyed 5-yr old what he thought about what he had just witnessed.
Matthew quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. ........spank him again!
Thank you daughterGerry was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away."I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
It is always in the midst, in the epicenter, of your troubles that you find serenity. ”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
56 comments:
What an excellent way to start the day - with a huge smile. These were great Chatty. I couldn't choose one over another. We are expecting a storm today and after the video, I am a little afraid to get into my car.
A lovely Friday to you! Loved your post- thanks!
VERY fun Friday, Sandie! :)
A perfect start to my day...I read the milk one to my hubby...He laughed MUCH! Because he knows the truth behind that little story.
Have a great day..
shug
love the wooly bully and could not find the cat but did find a few chuckles along the way
LOL on the spanking. I'm glad Pierce didn't have to witness the birth of the twins - even though it went smoothly I think my yelling would've scared him terribly!
You are just too much....I don't know where you find all these funnies but I am still laughing especially over the husband and the milk....I have experienced similar...
You keep us laughing and I love that about you.....
Thanks for the laughs to start my day. I love the cat/mouse and the hubby at the grocery store is so true.
Fun, fun Friday -- it always is so good. We all have to be careful when we ask the men to help shop.
Chatty you are just too much,I'm still laughing...Sorry I couldn't find the cat,tho I love these things,I would have to stare at it awhile,as always you made me laugh !!! Blessings Jane
I'm still laughing and just loving your fun Friday post! Was the cat on the left upper side?
Have a great day!
Nancy
Hi Sandie....
That was a fun post. The video was hilarious. We haven't had that bad of a winter here, thanks be to God.
Hope you have a terrific Friday. Susan
Hi Sandie! Oh laughed my head off at your post today!! First I was surprised to see someone was on my dashboard list using the same image I had!!! (0; Then since coming here I've been laughing ever since.. Love the jokes, the cat and mouse computer cartoon, AND that video! Oh my word that video is priceless! I'm scared to death of winter driving; absolutely WHITE KNUCKLED, set firmly in a state of panic mode.. so I had mixed feelings when first just starting to watch it. But oh, this was SO-ooo FUNNY! I just couldn't HELP laughing at it! Great post, and have a great day! ((hugs)) ~tina
Have a great weekend Sandie!!
I'm so glad it's Friday so that I can come over here and have you amuse me! We woke up to snow, so I don't think I'll go out in it after watching that video!!
Have a great day,
Melissa
Thanks for all the chuckles. If asked to choose the funniest one I couldn't. You certainly brighten up my Friday.
What a great Friday smile! Thanks, my friend! Have a fun weekend!
love the financial planner one!
Awesome way to start the day!!
*hugs*deb
I totally understood the eggs and milk one the first time around. :)
Thanks for all the smiles that came from this post. And, I love that last quote! So true.
Hi Sandie. Really enjoyed the funnies today. Great way to end the week! Hope all is well with you my friend.,
I couldn't find the cat either, but love the financial planner. She's my hero. Thanks for the smiles to start my weekend.
Thanks, Sandie - that was good for a very big laugh! TGD had to look over my shoulder to see what the fuss was about and he was laughing too - I never want to drive in snow again.
As always, thanks for the laughs.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Thank you for the great smiles. Have a great weekend.
You gave me some much needed chuckles....Thank you!
Happy weekend to you!
Thank you for the laughs!!! And I couldn't find the cat. I even tried to enlarge the picture. I'm sure it's there. And that video is why I do not like venturing out in bad weather! Enjoy your Friday!
This hit my funny bone today! Thanks for such cuties on a Friday! hugs, Linda
Of course I can't see the cat, I'm awful at these things!!! Love the jokes!!! And after seeing this video, I may never leaves the house unless the sun is shining! Hope you have a great weekend, Sandie!!!!
I didn't find the cat! You'll have to tell me where to find it. The video makes me very glad we've had a mild winter thus far. Have a great weekend!
Howdy dowdy, I'm a bit late :/
I couldn't see the b****dy cat [lol] I wonder if that video was filmed in Ireland? Looks like the mess we had over here last winter. But this winter has been very mild - no snow [as of yet]. Have a great weekend my friend! Big hugs x
Eva
I thought I saw the pussy cat { said in my best Sylvester voice }
Love the dancing sheep. I have to share that with my knitting buddies. :)
After that video I'm thinking twice about living where it snows.
I love the financial planner story...too funny!
Thanks for the LOL!
Have a great weekend!
Oh no to that last one!
Funny stuff as always!!
As always, a fun place to stop! Okay, I've asked before, but I can't find it. Where do I find the "stuff" to make a signature? I promise to never ask again. Have a great weekend Sandie. Love the birthing story! Ann
Que Deus ilumine o nosso fim de semana e nos proporcione muitas Bênçãos.
Deus quer que cada um seja um canal de benção um para o outro.
È com esse espirito que venho desejar um lindo final de semana
beijos de paz e luz.
Com carinho.
Evanir...
I'm laughing so hard. Men can not grocery shop LOL.
I love the jokes so much! And the video was priceless. I remember the sinking feeling you get as your car starts sliding backwards down a hill.
I hung out a while doing the wooly bully with that cute guy at the top :)
I couldn't find the cat though
For the life of me, I could not find that cat. LOL
And that commercial was funny but kind of scary. Ice scares me!
These are too funny!
Happy Friday to you!
love
tweedles
Thanks again for so many laughs. I could not find that cat. I tried for a long while. Maybe I need to put my glasses on.
I'm reading you later today but I am glad I did because I love to laugh and you always put a smile on my face...happy Friday and have a great weekend, Debb
Any time I need a bit of boost for a smile to start my day I visit your blog my friend...I always honestly always find a smile...thank you so much for adding to my day each day smiles!
While on break yesterday morning, I peeked at this post ... then spent most of the day with Wooly-Bully stuck in my head, and coming out my mouth when I thought no-one would notice!!!
Ya, I can think of several individuals who'd purchase 6 cartons of milk - ha! (... and you're right. I had to go back and read it again!)
Have a wonderful weekend!
PS - Just watched that Tom-Tom video .... LMAO! DH suggested I might want to RE-think my fascination with snow.
Heck, I'll save it to look at this summer when its 115-degrees and I need some perspective!
Good Morning, Sandie!
Smiling is a great way to start the day with...
You always put a smile on my face.
You have special ways to brighten up people's lives with your wise thoughts and stories.
I like today's stories, especially the one with the birth of a baby being witnessed by a child.
Needless to say, I would not put my children into a situation like that. But, that is me after all. Everyone has got different tastes and different ways of seeing life.
All things give us new life lessons. Thank you for sharing your joy with the world, Sandie!!
I am sorry for not visiting as often as I should have, but I am not using the computer that much lately. I've got other things on my mind. Today is the day that I give my personal share to my dear Online friends. Anyway, thank you so much, Sandie for being such a loyal friend, and read and comment on my blog's posts!!
Have a Happy Valentine's Day with all your beloved ones!!
God may bless you all, Sandie!!
Hugs,
Poet Starry Dawn.
Always makes me laugh!
Hi Sandie,
You have made me smile as always!
Am trying to catch up with your lovely blog, but it may take me a while as I have missed so so much!
I hope that you are well and that the weather is ok where you live.
I missed you.
Off now for a read.
Fiona xxx
Cute! Love this post! Happy weekend!♥Winona
Funny video but hey it is only because we were not in any of those cars.
I would not like it if a kid is witnessing a birth. His remark was sharp.
I've enjoyed looking through some of your posts.
Sandra does such creative things, doesn't she?! I'm so glad she sent you for a visit.
Ok. I admit it. I totally had to go back and read the milk joke again to get it. ;)
Hope you are having a wonderful weekend!
xo Catherine
Great fun to watch that video - and that was loaded easy for me unlike the other one!
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