It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
3.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
4. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
5. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
6. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
7. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
8. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
9. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
10. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
ANY OTHER IDEAS FOR WHY IT IS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN?
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
My reason it good to be a woman - you can be more comfortable in your own skin as you age.
Love, chatty
50 comments:
Hi Sandie!
Thanks for the start-the-day-with-a-chuckle post! Yes, it IS good to be a woman, lumps, bumps, and all. ha ha ha
Hope your day today is splendid. My reading for the day was "sing a new song." Think I'll do that. Susan
you forgot to ask my permission to use my photo on that last one... ha ha
It "is" good to be a woman. All of the reasons are good...but #5 is really great!hahaha
Hi Sandie,
I have one for you:
Being a woman is like having Her/MY cake and eating it too:)
xo,
Dee
Haha! Love this!
As my hubby says, we are the superior race. :)
Love these funnies! Happy Wednesday!
hugs, Linda
LOL!!!
I read this morning that eating chocolate actually makes you thin. Who knew? :)
LOL on all of them, but #9 is so true!
have a great day Sandie!
betty
Haha..great way to start my day!
All so true! That chick in the 'kini, though...she shouldn't get too comfortable!! haha
I reserve the right to comnet later. LOL hahah(wink)
Oh my! Smiling in MN!
too cute. :)
Yep that is a good list of why its good to be a woman.
I'm so glad God made me a woman, and I love your lists-
Hi lovely lady.
I love the lady in the bathing suit!!
Thanks so much for your sweet comments on my Spring Tablescape. I see I do follow you can I follow one more time HAHAxxoo. I hope you have a wonderful week with your family.
XXOO Diane
Is that a picture of Maxine at the beach.
Nice list. I personally like yours. I embrace my old age with pleasure and feel comfortable with it. Except for all the health problems, of course. Take care.
Well I guess I'm out of the conversation on this post :) but have a great day
I love it's good to be a woman list - made me giggle.
Hope you're having a great day! Big hugs
Eva
LOL to the forgetting about shaving. That's true!
Hi Sandie, you know I don't like to have my picture published!! Ha! I loved those reasons why it's good to be a woman. I especially laughed at #5! How many times do you see a man scratching, adjusting or doing
something "down there"! LOL! Thanks for the chuckles today!
After seeing that picture, I am soooo glad I didn't buy that bikini! LOL!!!!
Love the list Sandie! You always make my day. Ann
you said it Sister...great post...
Oh my - all true things in that list! lol!
Thanks for the laughs.
Hugs,
Debby
When Reid went on his cruise I told him to forget all that "women and children first" stuff. :)
Love these, Sandi!!!
Now there's a lady who is comfortable in her own skin! What makes it so funny is that it is so true!
Loved your Hump Day blog today. . .lemons and particularly becoming more comfortable in your own skin - quite a challenge some days!
I have a lot of faith in the "older and better" concept!
Very funny, thanks for the chuckle:@)
Your wonderful, you give a smile to all of us!!! I'm glad to be a woman. But men are probably glad they are who they are also.. I agree also with Sr Ann..
haha....happy hump day, it awesome to be us!!
Oh girl...you keep me laughing! I do love all the cute little cartoon pictures that you come up with..
Have an amazing evening.
shug
A good middle of the week laugh to get me through till Friday. Thanks :)
I am women hear me roar!
Funny...
I have been fighting it to the bitter end, and now I'm noticing that my husband (the utmost workout king) has a stomach and love handles.
He told me that we need to start eating right, which is the truth... but we do laugh at ourselves.
I came to your page so I could laugh. I cried last night and I've laughed and sort of danced with my dogs today.
Thank you for your kind comment. Aunt Doris will be fine. I choose to believe that.
Love you,
Joey
What IS it about those butt slaps anyway? lol to all of these!
These are great! My favorite is #8.
I wonder if we would get off the Titanic first these days? Hmmm...
I hope the school interview went well! I didn't think I had missed a chatty post, but I see that I did. I better go make sure there isn't an update.
I love this, Sandie!
#2 and #7. LOL!!
Loved it, Sandie!
Not so sure about the woman stuff in the post. Not being a female Bear, I'll leave well enough alone.
But the bit about lemons is right on. When life serves you lemons, you can
• make lemonade,
• start a lemon orchard,
• ask for tequila and salt,
• create a new sore throat medication.
The options are truly almost unlimited.
Thanks for the laugh. I need to come earlier in the day and get cheered up. Some days need a pick me up. Have a great night.
Those are pretty much true, Sandie. LOL :)
I did see a lady basketball player on TV pat another lady (college team) on her rear this weekend. It was after a really good play.
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Really laughed at #5 since I am a baseball fan. Those guys have to check every 5 minutes to make sure all is still there and to rearrange:))
LOL!! Now this is a good one!! Love your list!
Hysterical!
Wonderfully funny post.
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