Come on in today - it's fun Friday and I do it with 'a lot' of help from my friends.
Okay which one of you drives like this? It sure wasn't me! I don
t think I'm a good enough driver to get it in there.
Thank you Kim at Millie's Mats
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
˜ What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7
Do you ever order from the catalog and do you get this? I have, but I am better about not being temped as much - IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE IT DOES IN THE BOOK ON ME! NEVER!
Anyone for a swim?
Thanks Sharon.
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow draw and says, "Better think it over..........women like that are hard to find."
Thanks Monica
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
53 comments:
Hahahahaha Thanks for the morning's laughs. Just wondering how the person opened the doors to get out of the car? LOL
Most of us husbands do not know when to keep our mouths SEWED SHUT!
Beautiful morning here. Hope your day goes great!!!!
Love from North Carolina
Funny---THANKS!---I NEEDED THAT! :)
ha ha ho ho he he. all are great today, that is why i don't shop with my husband. i shop alone
Loving the Wal Mart joke -- make me smile. :)
Thanks for the morning laughs with my Cupa Coffee.
You have a good day also.
Hugs
Bless you
That croc is something else- whew!!! Thanks for the warm laughs today!
I like that thought for the day!
haha! thanks for the giggles!
i needed that!
have a wonderful weekend, my friend!
xo
LOL!!
I don't think that guy will be buying beer again!! :)
Thanks for making a happy friday morning!
sure enjoying my Friday morning visit with you...my sweet friend!
Makes my day.
shug
Well so much for the beer.Have a great weekend!
A very cute blog; I'll share these with the hubby and brother! Wishing you a nice weekend.
I think it is going to be a long tim until things are all right. Most are usually half right — and half left.
Don't take men food shopping. It could be a deadly experience. The picture is proof. Leave them in the hardware store, or section.
So fun, Sandie. :-) Thanks for the laughs.
awww. good thoughts for your sweet little friend. and i like the thought box just before the end.
I do prefer to shop without hubby. :) That crocodile is huge!
Prayers for Katelyn...
I've copied and pasted a lot of today's smiles to send to Brenda, who is recovering from yesterday's successful surgery. We all need a smile!
LOLOLOL....I can't get over the husband/wife shopping vs. beer and beauty cream. What a hoot. You made my morning Sandie.
LOVE that door with the flower. I want one. SERIOUSLY I do. So pretty. FUNNY about the husband and wife in Walmart. Glad you put up the CATALOG LADY I had on my blog. So true. Every piece of clothing I try on always looks BETTER on someone else. LOL Have a GREAT weekend. Take care.
My family will be praying for Katelyn and her family. Have a blessed weekend!
Love that door!
Praying for sweet little Katelyn. Bless her heart.
Your blog uplifts me Sending love one blogger to another!
Awww, poor little thing! I love your jokes today, especially the beer and moisturizer one! Hope you have a great weekend!
I love the Husband Down...funny stuff. Will say prayers for little Katelyn.
Praying for Katelyn! I always enjoy Fridays...Husband down cracked me up!
hugs, Linda
Yes more prayer for sweet little Katelyn. I love that door with the flower on it.
There's my laughs for today!!! Have a great day and weekend
Love the poppy on the door. Scared of that croc/aligator...that thing is huge.
Oh my, your blog posts are as great as ever, Missy! I'm now laughing my head off!
Oh poor little sweetie Katelyn, will pray, absolutely!
Some funny stuff here....LOL....and I love the husband down! Yes the outfits never look as good on me and boy do the prints look wild in person! Have a fun weekend.
Love, Debby
Thanks for the great laughs Sandie - you always have something wonderful to share. I just said a prayer for Katelyn, so sad.....
Thank for all the joy today. I will say a prayer for Katelyn.
Poor little Katelyn, will say a prayer.
so cute about the husband down in WalMart. And my that was one huge alligator!
have a great weekend!
betty
Hello Dear Sandie....Immediately said a prayer for the little girl, asking God to surround her with His angels and also to touch the hands of the doctors.
So many funnies in your post today, too, Sandie. You are a RIOT. Susan
Oh poor little Katelyn...I will definitely keep her in my thoughts and prayers...bless her heart! and love the format of showing the highlights of other's blogs, but about that big croc--EEEGADS! No thank you!
Thanks for the smiles. Loved the two cute jokes about husbands and wives. Also love the photo with the comment about something being so cute in a catalog.
Haven't all of us had that happen either by taking an outfit off the rack, or by ordering it from the internet?
I will join the prayer warriors and pray for Katelyn.
And these were funny. I loved the one about the husband and wife in the store the best.
Great...like the quote!!
These are all so funny. :)
And I will pray for wee Katelyn.
Prayer sent! Hey that is one mean looking gater!
Have a great weekend!
Praying for Katelyn.
Loved the husband down in Aisle...
Those were some really good ones this week Sandie! The woman shopping is so me! lol But I don't shop online. I usually buy it at the store and bring it home and get a good laugh at myself! hahaha
Happy Friday!
Angela
Funny stuff today, Sandie! Will say a prayer for Katelyn. Keep us posted. Have a wonderful weekend!
Hi Sandie, Love the thought for the day... PATIENCE is the right word--and that's hard for me!!!!
Laughed at the Bubba joke and the Walmart shopping joke.
Hugs,
Betsy
I'd love to have that door, it's beautifully painted!
That's a huge crocodile.
Have a lovely weekend!
Eva
These are really adorable shots :) The car is my favourite,
Have a great weekend
Thank you for taking time to make us laugh. Thank you for taking time to direct our thoughts to one in need.
That is why I NEVER order from catalogues:))
I am so sorry, I am praying for that little girl and her family.
Prayers for Katelyn!! On it.
Thank you so much for the chuckles this morning, Sandie!! A good dose of medicine, you are. ;) Blessings ~ tanna
Tee hee! Wot you like? ;D
Thank you for sending more love and laughter our way ;D
Ha! Great post. I especially enjoyed the walmart joke, too funny!! I will definitely send out a prayer for Katelyn.
Yes, I must admit that I have trouble with that *eventually* stuff! However, when I replace that word with eternally, well, it gets a lot better!
Everything is going to be alright - may not today but eternally!
AMEN? AMEN!
GOD BLESS!
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