I AM A NILLIONAIRE!
Two little old ladies, Dorice and Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Dorice, holding up a $10.00 note.
So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'
(Thank you Marydon!)
58 comments:
Great post today:)
Sandie, Thanks for the nice comment on my "Kansas wheat". Love all your "funnies" for today. Nice to start things off with a smile(thanks to you). Have a terrific weekend. Mickie :)
Sandie, Thanks for the nice comment on my "Kansas wheat". Love all your "funnies" for today. Nice to start things off with a smile(thanks to you). Have a terrific weekend. Mickie :)
So many smiles and giggles here this morning. A perfect start to the weekend. Have a good one!
xo Catherine
That is a fun filled read through your post, again. You do a great job of making me laugh. I's a please to come here. Mary
As always, you made me laugh. That joke was hilarious!
Ah, such great stories and pictures- loved them!!!
Ah that was great...good laughs...especially the dried arrangement.
Mooohawhawhaw! nillionaires and dried arrangements...love it!
The two old ladies at the flower show ..made me cackle for about 10 minutes!!! Thanks, once again, for a happy morning!
thanks for the laughs. enjoy your weekend!
Fabulous jokes and cute photos.
love that last shot of the shoppers walking together, i am getting there fast and am already to the dried arrangment thing.
I like the dried arrangement!! and also it is nice to be a Nillionaire! Now I feel much better!!
(MY spell checker wants to change that to Millionaire, I said okay but bring the money also!!!
Love from here!!!!
Thanks for the education and fun read!!
I look forward to reading your Friday post Sandie,
Its always so great. You have a knack of just putting things or phrases where they should be.
I love the little pooch dog.. he is so cute.
lucky ladies. !
wishing you a blessed happy weekend Sandie,
Thank you
val xx
Good entry today. Like all your quotes and the joke was great.
You made my day Sandie! I got a good dose of laughter this morning. I'm definitely a nillionaire too!
you make me smile every time, I thank-you for that, dried arrangement, oh my gosh that's so funny!!!!!!
hehe, dried arrangement, I am so giggling!
Very cute post! I got a lot of giggles here today! I just love that last pic...very sweet! Hope you have a wonderful weekend with your family!
Thats funny! !!! I love the cracker one! Have a great weekend!
I hope you have a wonderful weekend, Sandie. Oh, and try not to go to any flower shows, because I think you may be a spontaneous person!
Sleep till you're hungry and eat till you're sleepy are definitely words to live by!
And I enjoyed the dried arrangement joke a lot!
I vote for the sleep until I'm hungry syndrome - I feel very tired this evening. Just Chillin' for the evening.
Great post again :) THank you for the giggles.
Big hugs
Eva
Love the story of the two ladies and the flower show! I'm having a problem with some followers also. There's no way to find them! OH well. Enjoy your Friday!
Those were cute! I always look forward to the giggles here.
You completely brightened my day! I had a negative experience with the Mom of the phone call pranksters from last week, and this just made me giggle!
Have a great weekend!!
Have I told you lately what a delightful, fun blog you have? I haven't?? Then consider your self told.
That cat reminds me of island time. "Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're tired and play all the rest of the time."
We should start a nillionaire club.That hamster looks so funny. I hope you are enjoying your day.
Friends are great ~ even those we only meet through the wonders of the internet :) Thanks for the laughs.
'love & hugs from afar'
ha ha ha ha ha Hilarious Sandie. So many funny things in your post today. Flowers at the top with all the sparkles are pretty, too. Great job! Susan
The dried arrangement was so cute.
Your blog was exactly what I need lately!
Oh..and THANK YOU for being my friend, Sandy! You cannot begin to know how much it means!
Mona
Sandie- have a fantastic weekend & thanks for the laughs!
Cute cute cute!!!
Best dried arrangement, LOL, that is too funny
Hey-I'm a Nillionaire too!!!Love that and while it's unintentional, I may be living by that puppy's motto:@)
Man I can ALWAYS count on you to bring me to tears of laughter EVERY TIME!!! thank you Chatty dear, thank you. (parenting handbook and dried arrangement were my LOL favs)
I sure needed a good laugh today and you supplied the goods....thank you!!
Thanks for the laughs. My favorite is the "dried arrangement". hehehe
Funny as usual ! Thanks.
wonderful quote about having a friend....great post as usual....Sue.
Thanks for all the laughs!
Love,
Debby
We love the photos of the older ladies!!
love
tweedles
Yay, I'm a nillionaire too!
Ahh, I remember just like it was yesterday, playing peek-a-boo with my son, so I giggled lots at that adorable photo and equally adorable question :)
Ok, that had me laughing out loud!
You got me with the "Nillionare" joke...but it really is not a joke...
P.S. Just added that "new" word to my dictionary.:)
LOL with the two old ladies joke :) my brother streaked when we were in high school; it was really popular back then....
I think I'm a nillionaire too :) but you know what, our real treasures are in heaven and with Jesus we are so rich :)
betty
Hi Sandie, what a great post, you find the BEST graphics, they always put a smile on my face! I'm sorry I have not checked in as often as I would like, stuff going on with me but hopefully I am pulling out of it..I miss blogging and reading and commenting so going to try to do a better job of it!
Have a blessed weekend,
Barb
Hi dear, here I am ...an I cant stop laughing! I feel GOOD ...Coming here is great for the soul...
Thank You!
BShell
I'm a nillionaire too.
Cute pug pic.
Perfect thoughts and giggles to get my Saturday started...always found at your place....have a most blessed weekend Sandie....
Love the parenting handbook. In fact, I could still use it a few times on my grown-up, adult, kids.
And the best dried arrangement....that was truly a HOOT!!!
A CLEAN BREAK is my post today.
I want to howl at the dried arrangement one!! I guarantee that one will be repeated by my mom at her Garden Club. That's so funny!
I'm glad we are friends. And what do you mean you can't find my blog? heehee!
Love the Dorice and Jackie story!
GREAT stuff. Had me smiling from cheek to cheek. THANK you.
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