FUN FRIDAY!
CAN YOU GET 3 RIGHT ?
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!
(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)
Only total thicko's will fail !!
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to Pass.
Check your answers below.
ANSWERS
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name ? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch ? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ? Orange (of course!)
What do you mean, you failed?!!
Me, too...!!!
Now...I understand my problem!
The question is, What does a 320-pound woman look like?
Not exactly what you were expecting, is it?
The tallest/best-proportioned woman in the world lives in Holland .
She is 7'4" and weighs 320.
What a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight; we're just too short!
COMPUTER REPAIR
Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse?
Printers don't have a mouse !
Caller: Oh really?... I will send a picture.
Scroll down !!!!
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
61 comments:
so this is a woman for Michael Phelps, the tall one i mean. and the questions prove what i said about the English language, now even the names of things are crazy.
Great selection of funnies today.... and by the way.... I failed the test miserably.
I have never seen that tallest woman before - interesting!
I knew the answers to the questions weren't obvious, but I didn't know the right one for very many.
Happy Friday Sandie.
The only one I got right was King George VI. As soon as I got there I realized I was probably wrong on the others.
Where in the world do you get all these great funnies? They are the best.
I failed miserably! Now I have to check to make sure if I can walk and chew gum at the same time. LOL!
Hahaha!! I bombed that test! lol
I love the first photo and will try to remember that if I get stopped by a cop. LOL
Good ones today. This is always a good way to end the week.
Not sure which is my favorite today...for sure, I failed the test!
so glad to know that I am not fat...at 5'4 I'm just way too short...I'm pulling out the Heels today.
Have a great one..
shug
I loved the test!! Doing that one on the kids this fall when we start school again! lol Happy Friday!
That header picture is precious...
And I loved that closing quote!
Never happier to fail a test! I also love your header, it's precious + true!! Happy Weekend Sandie!
So enjoyed your post today. Your blog is a happy gift! I love all the great stuff you post. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.♥
Love your funnies once again.
Laughing, laughing.
Happy Friday Sandie
Great entry. I am still laughing at the 'stinking test'. Now I must start studying at THIS AGE? LOL
The cartoons are great.
Melanie said your blog is a happy gift, SHE B RITE!
Love the smile thought. So true.
From the Catskills, Love!
You crack me up Sandie! Hugs, Linda
I failed the test, too, but those sure were funny cartoons!
Totally amazing that woman and love the thught for the day...
Oh no! I am a failure also! Sure got a laugh out of the rest of the things! Gotta wonder what size bra that "big" girl wear lol!
FUN stuff, indeed. My neighbor sent me a picture of that lovely BIG woman a while back. She is definitely beautiful at 320lbs. Wish it worked that way for the rest of us. LOL take care.
I've never heard of the tall girl! Nor did I know the answers to those questions!!
Good ones today!
Thanks for the laughs my friend.
Ha ha I had a good laugh at your whole post, thanks! :D
How interesting!! Its such a relief to know my only problem is that I am too short...so pass the chocolate:)
Haaahahaa. another fun post from Sandie. I FAILED that quiz. And I am way too short.
i liked the barbed wire fence. :)
Thanks for the chuckles, Sandie! Loved it all...even the test that I flunked! I did get the purple finch one right and that should have clued me in on the rest. :)
Have a great day!!
Lots of funny cartoons here today. I thought that test was too easy. lol
Nothing like a test to humble you! I guess I just way too short. lol
Hi Sandie! Really good funnies for us again today. You always bring a smile to my face, which is great! Yes, I failed those questions as well. I was whizzing through them, thinking, crumbs, this is SO easy! Ha! That will teach me. I got every one of them wrong!
i love all of those!!!! thank you!!!
When ever I read Friday's Funnies I always remember I discovered you on a Friday and it brings back memories of me laughing OUT LOUD!!! (too cheesy?)
and...
I loved your comments to me (24/7 for your grandson's sleep over) and that you got to own your Grandmothers Jewelry Box. awesome.
Your blog is the BEST! It's so much fun to visit. LOVE all the pics.
Have a wonderful weekend.
OMG and i thought i was tall at 5'11"
OK; so, we all know that Bear is not the brightest critter in the bush. However, I got six points on the World's Easiest Quiz: Hundred Years War (actually, I was off by a year, but who's counting), Russian Revolution, Purple Finch, KIng "Birtie" and Black Box. I also gave myself an extra point for knowing the Canary Islands are in the ATLANTIC, not Pacific, Ocean. (See, even when you're posting a quiz, you get by the help of your friends, Sandie.)
The rest of your stories were delights, too! And you proved that a fence is what you take when people insult you.
Blessings and Bear hugs.
Lots of good laughs today! Thanks!
Oh my goodness! Thank you. I needed that today. Thanks for all the smiles and laughs.
(I was beginning to feel my lips are permanently pursed today)!
Dear Sandie, Thank you for the smiles and encouragement. You are a blessing.
Have a beautiful weekend.
Blessings dearest. Catherine xo
hehe, you are like the ever bubbling fountain of great, funny, thoughtful posts! Thanks Sandie
I failed! And I think my favorite are the roosters portraying men!!!LOL!...:)JP
Hello Sandie! =)
This post brought the biggest smile to my face! And that quiz really threw me for a loop!!!
Happy Friday darling!
Toodles,
Tammy<3
I barely made it past the first picture- LOL! Aww, thanks for the chuckles again- I'm having one of those weeks and I always feel better after visiting your blog.
One. I got ONE right on the quiz. What a fun post - I learned, I laughed, I looked a second time!!
Sandie,
I had to call my husband in the room to see a 320 lb. woman. Boy was he surprised! He thought I was tall at 5'10". Ha! Wonder where she can get clothes that fit.
Thanks for the smiles.
♥charlotte
Very nice, thanks for the smiles! Yep, I flunked:@)
Flunked...I hate that.:( In context to thought for the day...I do feel you show people every day how to smile. :)
....I must say, I did NOT know that gooseberries came from New Zealand!!
I hate failing a test!
Oh my but you found some good ones today! I knew I couldn't be right when I got all those questions right with the 'duh' answer. That is a good thing because my bubble wasn't too broken when I discovered I got them all wrong. : )
H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s! Got a hoot out of every one! Susan
These are so cute! I love visiting here on Fridays. I need to share that first one! So funny. Hope you're having a great Friday!
What is it that they feed kids in the Netherlands?? I loved this post, laughed all the way through, and I needed a good laugh before putting my computer to bed for the night. Thanks, Sandie! :-)
good ones today. That sign about shopping is sooooo true :)
My favorite was the very first one, the woman speeding to where she is going before she forgets her destination. I wonder if a policeman would take that as an excuse. (it might depend upon his age). :-)
I think you out did yourself this week on your funny Fridays! They all were hilarious! Wonder if I can grow taller! lol
Have a Wonderful Weekend!
Angela
That senior driving fast is hilarious! I think the rooster pics are so funny! Hubby and I were cracking up!!! Hope you have a great weekend!
I did not get one of those answers right. :) Ha!
Hi Sandie
I am sorry that I have not been around for the last week or so. but I have my Mum staying with me at the moment and feel guilty if I don't give her my time and so haven't been on the computer much.
Hope all is well with you.
I will have so much catching up to do
when Mum goes home that it will take me until Christmas
to get through all the posts I have missed!
Have a lovely weekend.
x Fiona
So sorry I'm late again :( I failed miserably in the quiz lol! Hua that is a tall woman...I am suddenly feeling like a midget in comparison with my 5'10" hehe. Lovely post my friend and thank you for the giggles. Enjoy your weekend.
I didn't get a single one right on that quiz. ha!
Thanks for the laughs!
ALL your cartooons are GREAT!!! Put a smile on my face!!
Mouse is jammed........HAHAHA
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