Thanks Kelly
I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you, that damn fly never knew what hit it...
(From Fran)
From Jenn at Jenn's Three Graces.
Senior's Driver's License
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From Marydon at Blushing Rose
Can you read this? You are a genius with a great brain!
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H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
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17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
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7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
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PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
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Shampoo
Warning!
I don't know WHY I
didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the
shower!
When I wash my hair,
the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very
clearly on the shampoo
label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND
VOLUME."
No wonder I have been
gaining weight!
Well! I got rid of
that shampoo and I am going to start showering
with Dawn dishwashing
soap instead. Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS
OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Thank you to Ann's Snap and Edit and Jerry from As the Crackerhead Crumbles.
I forget who - sorry.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Thanks Kelly.
Okay the cat - on the left - near the middle - right below or around the domino with a dot on it. So they say.
42 comments:
Great post, as always, my friend! Have a fun weekend!
What a fun pool party that would be. :)
This was a great way to get the mind limbered up- have a wonderful weekend!
Hope your Friday is a fantastic one!
I spewed coffee on the iPad with the newspaper gag.
i love Daffy and always have. and the pool full of puppies I wish i were there... what fun that would be.
Funny about the shampoo....if only that were true and the Dawn would work!! :-)
Another awesome start to my day ... I especially liked the newspaper joke!
Great post as usual laughing as usual.
Have a good weekend.
Ahhh!! I remember seeing that frog vid before. OUCH! lol
Always something good from you on Fridays Sandie..
I love the shampoo one.):
as for the driving licence.. -well , i was pulled over the other day and when asked to show my papers. I was told i need to apply for a new licence. didnt see that coming. I am considered a pensioner now.
happy weekend
val
really like the newspaper/ipad one. :)
SWEET, now I am ready for the weekend. some folks forget there are uses for a newspaper other than reading. hahahaha Love the whole thing, and for sure I ain't messing with the frog.
Love from here!!!!
I could read it! Maybe I need to join the CIA! Waving to u from Texas! Ann
ROFLMAO about the fly. Going to have to share that one. take care.
Well I can read it...amazing:)
I can read it...does that mean I'm a genius? har har! Love the one about the old lady and the drivers license! :D
Have a wonderful day and weekend, Sandie!!
Lots of smiles in today's post. Love the one about the elderly driver.
Have a great weekend.
You do get the best jokes sent to you! Thanks for sharing and making my Fridays funny!! Hugs, Linda
The newspaper joke made my day! Hope you have a great day.
Lots of fun stuff and I'm happy to say I'm a genius!! xoxo
Don't mess with a frog! I found the cat--whoo- hoo...my eyes aren't totally shot!
Thanks for the advice about showering. I still buy a news paper once a week so bet the flies appreciate not being hit so hard.
Love that one about the iPad! My husband is glued to his. Maybe I should find a fly to swat.
ok i hope i never end up in situation they cut up my liscense but if i end up on prescription morpine i know it will happen, but i pray i never have too.
awsome post as allways chatty
Dear Sandee, Wonderful post...you always lighten my heart. Blessings dearest. Catherine xo
funny stuff ~ loved the frog!lol
Another great one!
So funny! The shampoo warning is hilarious.
I am now following you.
Tank you, this was so funny! I somehow missed your comment after I commented on your post about blue roses. I admire all those who work in special needs and I came to love the special needs people I met at my sister's place. I don't know what SPD is, I hope the baby will be OK, though. I'm sorry I didn't get back to you sooner.
a bunch of good ones there. I gave up on finding the cat
Oh wow, Sandie. You had so many good ones today. Hilarious. Susan
Yay!! I found the cat. Black and white, to the left, middle of page. (however, I did not see the domino or the instruction to look for a cat! Go figure.)
Found the cat..he is white and black. I found a square with a dot just above his to the left...not sure it is a domino. I enjoyed the frog video and got a big chuckle over the senior.Oh and the Ipad/newspaper is a good one .LOL
I've been looking hard at that shampoo for a while now... out it goes! Happy Weekend:@)
Good "smilin'" material!
Thanks, Sandie!
Hi Sandie, Loved the one about killing the fly.... AND--the one about the drivers license is priceless.
Cute one about the frog and ants...I had no problem reading that message.... Guess I'm a genius... ha ha
I've seen the shampoo one before... AND I've used alot of shampoo in my life... ha ha
Hallelujah---Thanks be to God for making this day!!!
Hugs,
Betsy
This is the first "Can you read this" that I've seen with numbers. For the longest time, one was ging around with all missed spelled words that was very easy to read. This was a bit more difficult- but got into the flow easy enough!
Love that frog video!
You are a joy! & great post.
I'm still laughing about the newspaper. I'll be passing that one around.
I have now learned that it's not a good idea to tease a frog.
Love the Daffy Duck saying!
Another set of smiles to share. Thanks!
Loved the frog...still laughing..
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