Good morning Chatty Friends - Happy Tuesday to you! Do you know what I did yesterday? I baked one loaf of Banana Bread (thanks Jean) and two loaves of Pumpkin Bread. I was able to play Suzie Homemaker.
Now tell me - is this the truth or not? It sure is here - no matter what we eat - Disco wants it!!!!!! At least he thinks he does.
Okay here's another photo - now since I don't have two dogs - I'm not sure if it's true or not - but it seems to me it would be true. I know it is for kids. No one is where they should be. lol
Now for some ideas to make you feel better - we should try to do a little exercise every day.
And try to laugh a little every day too.
Debby at Just Breathe sent me a little humor and I think a little humor a day keeps the doctor away.
In parochial
school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, Instructions also
advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the Truth differently
without lying. Below is a perfect example of those
teachings:
Getting
a Hairdryer Through
Customs.
An
attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside
her,
'Father, may
I ask a favour'
?
'Of course
child. What may I do for
you?'
'Well, I
bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her
birthday.
It is
unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate
it..
Is there any
way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under
your
'I would
love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not
lie.'
'With your
honest face, Father, no one will question
you.'
When they
got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official
asked,
'Father, do
you have anything to
declare?'
'From the
top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to
declare.'
The official
thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have
to
declare from
your waist to the
floor?'
'I have a
marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which
Roaring with
laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead,
Father.
Think and use your brain daily.
Take
as a gift whatever the day brings forth. . .”
Horace
(65-8); Roman Lyric Poet.
Can you believe that in 65BC - people knew part of the answer of life? Never forget to put Christ first though.
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67 comments:
I'm still laughing at the 'professional' that God sent to help...yesterday! Love your posts! they make me smile!
The breads sound wonderful and the pictures are great!!!
Love the hair dryer story.
That exercising dog is so funny. I could do with doing a few more stretches. :D
Happy Tuesday to you Chatty!!
Hi Sandie! Happy Tuesday to you, too. Hope your day goes great. I had a Susy homemaker day on Monday, too, and it was actually fun.
Great post, as always. Funny. Take care, girlfriend. Susan
thanks for the laugh. :)
like the new fall colors, too.
Oh happy day! Love the hair dryer story also. It's a beautiful day and I'm feeling so happy! Hugs, Lnda
LOL on the hair dryer joke! Too cute!! Yum on what you baked yesterday Sandie! Must have been a good day to be in the kitchen baking like that and I'm sure everything was delicious!
betty
Too cute- and I can smell that bread...
That was one cool priest.
The hair dryer and the priest...too funny!
I don't have a dog, but I can relate. The kitties think they should have whatever we're having to eat. No matter what it is or when!
The photos are cute but the hair dryer story is priceless! LOL!!!!
Happy Tuesday!! :)
Those dog photos are cute.
Beaches, the dryer story, and all your laughs each time I see your page. I know I am up to be reading humor from Chatty Crone. Glad you LOVE the LOVE photo. What is not to LOVE about love. Some people have love in their life and some don't, so I thought I should share at least the word.
Thanks for the smiles, my friend!
I hadn't had a good belly laugh today but I did when I read your joke today. I've been stretching with the cartoons my 2 year old grandson watched this morning. They actually do exercises every so often and today we exercised like a skier. He's down for a nap now and daughter should be dropping off the 4 month old soon. Busy day here. But a happy one. Hope your Tuesday is terrific!
Laughing at that marvelous instrument.
Good one. I am sure most everyone has tap danced around the truth at some time in their lives, EXCEPT SHERRY, she cannot, it is impossible.
But the dogs? yeah, nothing says love like a dog, they do not mind taking the back seat, because they know, eventually they will get the front seat!
Love ya!
That poor dog needs a bigger cushion!
I'll take the pumpkin bread!
My cat Sophie used to want anything I was eating that smelled sweet. Cheesecake was her favorite, so I would let her lick the "taste" off the plate. :)
Love the dog pictures!
can u send me some the yummy bread chatty??? wanted to make some too but oven is broke :(( serious sounds like u had a good day
Padre has such a funny way with words!!
The joke was hysterical :) And Millie wants whatever we are having also. Except blueberries which she always spits out. Strange dog
Still smilling at your priest and the hairdryer joke...lol...what a gem.
Hi Sandie,
The dog pictures are so cute!
xo,
Dee
The hair dryer story is just the best! Made my day!
both our dogs want and get any and everything we eat. not chocolate but most things. dogs can be trained to not beg or not eat people food by not giving it to them. but we always have
Ha ha! Good ones, Sandie! And wow, you were quite the little homemaker yesterday, weren't you? I love those kinds of days, too, but they don't happen very often! I used to always refer to that as Suzie Homemaker, too, until my grown nieces called me Miss Becky Home-ecky!
Hi Chatty friend! Your new look blog is wonderful! Love it! That did make me smile when you said you were playing Suzie Homemaker. I've never heard that one before! I've been doing the same myself, making fresh tomato soup and pasta sauce! Always a pleasure to visit you and read your posts. Hugs.
Ummmm. Yummy breads. I think the Fall season brings out Susie Homemaker. I have been cooking and baking too. E hair dryer story was fun-nee!!! Cute dogs, too.
Duke is like that, wanting whatever we have. He won't even touch the food in his bowl until he finds out whether or not he's going to get something from the table
hahahaha. ya he really didn't lie, in fact what he said was very believable. Nice that you shared that.
My dog sleeps like that. Her but will be on the pillow and her head on the floor. crazy dogs!!!!!
Love the dog picture of the dogs sleeping in beds that don't fit.
I looove banana bread!! I've never had pumpkin bread. Is that as delicious?
Your banana bread sounds like it was a good idea, Sandie. I liked your transition into the dog tales. Amber (cat) used to sleep on Adi's bed. Then Adi would sleep on Katrin's small bed. And Katrin would sleep on the floor. That was or house before Adi died.
Your priest was a very good liar. LOL.
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Dear Sandie,
It is the time of year for baking. I bet the bread were great! The house must have smelled delicious!
I enjoyed the pictures and the story.
You are so right laughter each day will keep the doctor away. It is important to find humor in our lives.
Blessings dearest. Catherine xo
P.S...It certainly is o.k. to use ground beef with the rice dish. I just happened to have pork on hand.
Those dog are so funny! Hope you are are having a great day.
I always know you're going to make me smile!
Thanks for the chuckle! Hope you're having a great week and the breads sound great:@)
I was Susie Homemaker, too ... baked 2 loaves of pumpkin bread and a pot of white chili.
That hair dryer joke is hilarious! Thanks for my laugh of the day.
Thank you for the great laugh today!!!
Oh how I love the dogs on the beds! Thanks for all the laughs today.
I am a total Sucker for dog photos and dog stories. What is it about dogs that we love so much? I miss Boudxy, and can hardly wait to get a new puppy - gonna wait till January.
Yum pumpkin bread...Love the dog photo's. The large dog in the little bed and the little dog on the big bed is priceless.
Yep! I laughed! Love that priest story! Ann
Your post always make me smile...
Hugs
shug
Sounds like you were busy yesterday with all that baking! Dogs always want what we are eating. I like to tease Jazz with foods that I know she won't eat like a piece of lettuce! lol
This is funny.
You've got me laughing my @$$ off over here, Sandie ... that's one quick-thinking Priest!
Disco has a soul-mate in my Caraleigh. DH tells me she hides most of the day while I'm at work. But let the refrigerator door open ....
Mmmm, the banana bread...delicious! Loved the pictures. They brightened my day.
Haahahaa....he did not lie.
Oh, that's bad. So bad, in fact, that it's funny.
Blessings and Bear hugs.
The Renegades made bannana bread on Sunday and it was so so yummy.
Our pups have decided that they like lettuce. Yeah, either there is something seriously wrong with them or something seriously wrong with us for not feeding them enough of the right stuff.
My mission in life is to laugh every day! :)
I bet that bread tastes delish!
Hope you are having a happy week!
xo Catherine
Love the puppy pics -- very true about trading spaces. :)
So, I'm wondering...did you share that bread? HA HA Happy Wednesday Sandie!
Happy Wed.
zucchini bread is a good one, too! My dawg, Roscoe, wants EVERYTHING we have.
Sandie,
You really made me smile on Sunday and on this post. Thank you, friend!
charlotte
Way to go on the baking! I've been seeing so many Fall recipes on Pinterest but haven't felt like it yet. Did you know that I taught Skye how to stretch on command? I was going to do a video but never did. Guess what I did today....I accidently hit "mark all as read" so now I'm trying to figure out who I didn't get to yesterday and today. Have a nice evening. Debby
LOL!!! Love the hair dryer joke!!
Hope your week is lovely!
Thanks for the laughs! The hair dryer joke was hilarious!!!
I want some of your bread! YUMMY!!!
The hair dryer story is too funny!
The exercising dog looks like he is trying to copy my cats when they stretch, they make it look more graceful.
Oh my gosh....good thing he was a priest!
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