Don't forget it is Breast Cancer Awareness Month
WRONG! He has had about 4 hours of homework a night. Now I have to admit it is down to about 2 hours now that he knows what he is doing. He is learning how to do it. And he is getting the best education. And he is LOVING it! He was so sad all summer. There are 37 in a classroom at the public school here. He has 12 in his class and there are two classes. And he has made the best friends.
So I want to thank all of you who prayed for us. THANK YOU! Today is the last day of the 1st quarter. He only received two C's in spelling and writing and I was happy with that. The rest all A's and B's!!! And he is getting a Christian education. I just can't thank y'all and GOD enough.
And I love honey! Thanks again.
HI- TECH LIE DETECTOR
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night?"
"I was at the library." ... The robot slaps the son.
"OK I was at a friend's house," the son admits.
Doing what?" asked the father "Watching a movie: Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son. "OK, it was porn!" cried the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn
was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "He's certainly your son!"
The robot slaps the mother !!!
Thank you Jerry at AsTheCrackerHeadCrumbles.
Apology Letter To Spouse - PRICELESS!
Hi Sweetheart,
I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later.
Love you……
I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink.
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later.
Love you……
MISINTERPRETATION...
I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES , you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland ?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember...
Thank you Debby at Just Breathe
So remember breast cancer awareness month.
54 comments:
It is terrific that your granson is doing well and is so happy. When the kids are happy in school then the whole family is happy. Great post today..I am laughing and laughing!
So true if you haven't had a little laughter in your day it is just not complete I'm so glad your grandson is doing so well. Prayer makes the impossible, possible!
I just couldn't be happier at how things are going for him. That is so wonderful!!!!!
Happy Friday!
Education is so important. God had plan all along. Those Christmas lights must be pretty at night. lol
Good stuff here my friend...happy and what a blessing bout the G'son.Have a great weekend.
Love the Whales / Ireland joke Sandie!
Certainly made me smile.
I am glad that all is going well for your granson.
Hope that you have a lovely weekend.
x Fiona
I second that about your grandson. Ya!!!
Happy, Happy dance for him.
Love the first laugh.
With the deer.
Thank you for the giggles.You lighten up the morning :) I'm so happy for your Grandson,wonderful.Denise
Thank you for the giggles.You lighten up the morning :) I'm so happy for your Grandson,wonderful.Denise
Love the Apology Note. A hoot!
The lights hanging. My sides are splitting.
Friday Day laughs. Right on.
All the other laughs you posted.
Oh Boy. I am getting carried away here.
Better turn off my laughing gas.
Oh, oh hubby just did.
So glad to hear the good news about your grandson! God sure answers prayer!
Hi Sandie..Great post. The robot story cracked me up. Thanks for spreading laughter! Susan
love the last little birdie message. :)
so glad your grandson is doing well there!
Dear Sandie, I am happy for you and your grandson. Prayers are the best gift to be given. Your grandson must be walking on a cloud and it feels good!
Thank you for the smiles. These were great.
Have a nice weekend my dearest and blessings, Catherine xoxo
I am so happy that your grandson is doing so well at this new school. Homework sucks! Fun stuff today and I love the Christmas lights. Have a wonderful weekend dear friend. xoxo
Glad hes doing good! Happy friday! !!!
good for your grandson! we were just reviewing our children's government issued books...a shame, really.
I'm so happy for you Sandie!!! It's great to hear your grandson is doing well in school.
xo,
Dee
Sandie, so happy GS is doing well at his new school. Such a relief and how great he has some good friends there too! A child spends a lot of time at school while growing up, how awful it would be if it was not a good experience. He's lucky to have you working so hard to ensure his happiness. Ann
My mom was so great at laughter. She would just make herself laugh everyday whether she heard something funny or not.
Thanks for the laughs today. I loved the smacking robot!!!
Great your grandson is doing so well and loving it. That is awesome.
This news about your GS makes me SO happy!!
Oh Sandie, those funnies did make me smile today, especially the first one about the lies! I'm so pleased that your grandson is happy at his school and making new friends. I can't believe how few of them are in his class. Eli started school in September and there are 38 in the class! Far too many!
Hi Sandie, Hearing you say that you are happy with your grandson's new school just makes me SO happy.... That is truly awesome... I'm sure he will do WELL.
Cute stories --especially the one about the Christmas lights.
Have a great weekend/week.
Hugs,
Betsy
So happy for your grandson!
The lie detector joke was so bad! LOL
Love the little green bird and words!
Happy Friday Sandie!
I'm so happy that your grandson is in a good Christian school. Thank God for "deciding" which one was perfect for him.
Hope you have a great weekend,
Babs
I'm laughing!!!! And I'm happy with you for your grandson. I know that takes a heavy load off.
Good entry. A great read. We are so glad the Grand son is liking the school. that is one thing that seems to straighten grades, attitude and character, to like where you are.
Also liked the funnies, yep laughter doeth good like a medicine...
Love from NC for a few more weeks.
fantastic news update on GS.. this is super duper news. I am so glad he is happy there, that makes it easier to learn.
That is just fantastic! I am so glad that he loves the school, because that always makes for a good learning experience if the child is comfortable and happy. Hope y'all have a good weekend!
Aaaahhh...I do love your Friday posts :-) I am so happy to hear that GS is doing so well. Enjoy your weekend!
I am so glad that he is doing really good in school! I hate it thought that he has that much homework! Homework is crazy! I understand studying spelling words and possibly reading a story from the reading book once a week but nothing more than that. My kids get up before the rooster crows and they get home almost when that rooster is going to bed. They need time to just be kids and spend time with family.
Twelve in a classroom? That's wonderful!!! Glad he is doing well.
Love the jokes!
Sandie,
Isn't it Shiloh Hills Christian School?
Katie went to Eastside Baptist Christian School til the 8th grade and then a year or two at North Cobb Christian. Then she wanted and begged to go to public school and I caved in. Big mistake.
All the best,
charlotte
If ever a blog can make me laugh, yours can! :) What would we do without you.
I am so pleased your grandson got into a great school. Our Grands went to a Christain school also...and it was great.
I am so happy that GS is doing well in school and getting a Christian Education. Things do work out. Oh you have some good funnies today! Love you! Linda
I'm glad the new school is working out well. (I think even two hours is a lot of homework at that age.)
Love the Christmas lights! I got so tired of asking my boys to put them up I bought an inflatable Santa! Takes me 5 minutes to set-up and take down:@)
Thank you for another very honorable mention!
That is so awesome that he is doing so well in school. It is such a blessing to see our grandchildren growing in a Christian enviroment. Hope you have a great weekend.
I'm so very thankful that your grandson is doing well and enjoying his new school. Praise the Lord for answered prayers. Hope you enjoy the weekend.
Thrilled with your grandson's grades! Fantastic!
Thank you for the updates on Grandson. So glad to know that prayers were answered and worked out to His glory. Grandson is where he is meant to be! Amen!
This is a wonderful post Sandie and I'm glad your grandson is doing so well.
I'm so excited for you and your grandson. That is glorious news, Sandie!
XO,
Sheila
It's wonderful to hear your grandson is loving school and is doing so well! Bravo!!!
Have a terrific weekend!
So glad to hear GS is doing great at school! and congrats for his great grades!! I'm glad he likes it too and has made friends, etc! Certainly an answer to prayers!!
betty
Wonderful news! Education is so important for our future leaders.
Back in form, Sandie. You just can't resist doing these nice posts.
I am glad the GS's school is working out good for him. He needs all of the good he can get.
Oh yes, did you run out of barns or am I the only one who likes them?
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As always, thanks for the jokes. I know I can count on you to get my mornings started with a good laugh.
So very glad that your grandson is doing so well in his new school.
That's so awesome!!! I'm so glad he's happy there and doing so well.
I'm glad to hear your grandson is doing well in school, Sandie! That is so important! Please add me tour prayer list that we sell our home in NY soon! Thanks!
So happy your grandson is doing well in his new school...It is a blessing for all of you. Very Funny jokesand pictures as all ways. Each time I find a good one to share with Frank. I think I will tell him the lie detector one this time LOL
Thanks for visiting my blog...it was so nice of Ann to feature me on her's!
Thanks for all the chuckles too...what a fun post!!
OK, I said I wouldn't comment on another post but here I am. I am SO HAPPY and so PROUD of him!! I remembered that spelling and specifically writing were his challenge subjects so that makes this even better news because he's not failing in them, he's actually learning! Woohooo and praise the One who did it all!
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