Just ask my husband!
A woman can be a stabilizing force for a man!
(Thank you Jerry at AstheCracklerHeadCrumbles)
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What s that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Arlene: What s that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
(Thank you Debby at Just Breathe.)
Okay I am going to be honest here. This is a 3 minute youtube. It has two swear words in it - but it is so funny and I think it would really make your Friday. Just to let you know because I don't want to offend you.
Thank You Mary Jane aka Calamity Jane
Okay I am going to be honest here. This is a 3 minute youtube. It has two swear words in it - but it is so funny and I think it would really make your Friday. Just to let you know because I don't want to offend you.
Thank You Mary Jane aka Calamity Jane
Thank you Jocelyn
59 comments:
lots of LOL moments today, love the camel story. wish i could remember that last one about my face showing my thoughts. my face can be read like a neon sign, it always shows what i am thinking, so i need to think smiles
All good today Sandie. I love the one about driving a stick. I hope we can all think good thoughts today.
Oh, these were terrific! What a great way to start the morning~
Might have to steal the CALVIN & HOBBES one for my Facebook:) Love your Friday Funnies!
I'm still laughing and appreciate the many smiles today! Hope you have a fantastic Friday!
Lots of fun,l my dear!!!
I loved the little dog...LOL
kisses and hugs
Bshell
Thanks Sandie! They are all so funny!
xo,
Dee
That was a cute one!
Thank YOU!!! THNAK you!! What a fun way to start my day!! You're the BEST!!
Love the shell must break before the bird can fly....
Where do you come up with all this great stuff?
I must remember to read you first thing every morning.
Ah Sandie, you just make me smile!!! Enjoyed these so much, and it's so good to laugh. :-)
LOL with the dog video! I've had days like that when I wanted to whoop.........
that joke with the senior citizens, LOL!!
Always love your Friday Funnies, Sandie!
enjoy the weekend!
betty
Ah, it's early and I've already had my giggles for the day!! :-)
I can drive a stick too!! Both kinds!! I can just say that my husband taught me everything he knew about it!! Ha Ha!!
Thanks for sharing!
Love, Kris
Thanks for the big smiles on my face today!
Love love the housework one!!!
i like the 'shining from your face' one. :)
Oh wow, I did not know I could drive a stick! I have got to pass on the camel joke. Thanks for the laugh today.
Thanks for the laugh!! I just read them all out loud to my husband.
"as long as it fits on a Camel" ha, ha, ha, ha...Love the Shar Pei video. I have had a day like that so far but it is getting better, I think. Just wondering why they used that particular breed. Just wondering... Thanks for the chuckles!
Ha! Have a great weekend, Sandie.
Thanks for the laughs and the words of wisdom. Love,Debby
Thank you for another very honorable mention!
Glad you can drive a stick!!! LOL must be handy this time of the year!
Fun read love the quotes to live by! Also love the dancing Sandie hippo!!!
LOL! Lot's of fun in your post today.
Have a fantastic Friday!
Hugs,
Eva
Great way to end a week:)
I always look forward to Fun Friday! Thanks for the laughs, Sandie, and have a wonderful weekend!
Happy smiley Friday
Have a good weekend.
x Fiona
Wonderful smiles for Friday. Thank you.
Oh my aching sides! Those were hilarious. The guy in the drugstore fainting over the old lady wanting condoms to fit a camel.....the dog who wanted to whoop somebody's ass, every single one of them! HILARIOUS, Sandie. Where oh where oh where do you hang out to find these, girl? You are a hoot from the word GO. Susan
Thanks for the weekend's worth of laughs on a rainy Friday! Susan
I'm a fan of 'yes I can drive a stick'!!! Happy Friday!
hugs, Linda
I liked so many of those!!!!!...:)JP
The house work one is sooooo true!
I can not only still drive a stick, I can usually spot one stuck up an... well, you know!
Oh my goodness! Your pictures are so funny!!
Oh my goodness! Thanks for the smile this afternoon and for visiting my blog today. I can't wait to read The Hubs the senior citizen joke. He has had a stressful week and needs a good laugh:)
I love funny fridays
Like your cartoons today, Sandy.
I showed Mrs. Jim how a good wife helps her husband (the guy with the missing tire on his tractor). Right away she and Karen (our London daughter) reminded me of how fast they got back in the car when I was stuck in the snow. They were supposed to be out pushing. We had to leave the car where it was and walk up the hill.
I am still laughing, they tried to act stern.
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Dear Sandie, You are absolutely priceless. I loved, loved all of your quotes and the video was as Tony the Tiger would say, "GREAT"!
Thank you for always brightening up my day. blessings dear. Catherine xo
Love the skunks! Happy Friday Sandie, enjoy the weekend:@)
thanks for all the laughs. Nice way to start off my weekend.
Those were all good Sandie!
Happy Fun Friday!
Angela
Geeez, I've missed so many of your beautiful pictures, cute jokes and wonderful thoughts. I'm trying to catch up........ You always brighten my day.... thank you!!!
Love you,
I was driving a stick myself today! haha!
These are so cute I almost can't stand it. :) You help me keep my sense of humor...such as it is.
My friend..thank you for all you do for me. I love you my friend. You are a good person..not to mention funny as all get out. :)
Hugs!!
Mona
loved the old lady with the condoms for the Camel....have a great weekend....weather is suppose to be nice....as soon as Linda gets back from Texas lets get together at my house for lunch....
My younger son was always looking ahead when we would go somewhere. Couldn't enjoy where we were for wanting to be the first one to get where we were going! One of our granddaughters does the same thing. They are both second borns...must be a trait of that birth order!
Lots of good laughs this morning Sandie! Have a wonderful weekend dear.
Ha, that tractor is too funny!
haha!
omg what an adorable video, sandie!
and so funny, too!
thanks for all the giggles.
love ya!
xx
I needed to laugh this morning and that video was hysterical! Laughter is truly the best medicine in the world. Thanks for starting my day off by tickling my funny bone!
you are like a breath of fresh air. Love these funny fridays. Hope the weekend absolutely shines for you....
Sandie....been away a long time...you so amaze me with your commitment to blogging and the creativity you bring to the blogsphere! Miss talking with you and so many others...sending you big hugs.
I love all these! Enjoy your day!!!
love,
Marie
Oh my word! That Jane and Arlene are a HOOOOOT! I can't stop laughing at that one. I always get a chuckle reading your stuff!! God bless you, girl!
Oh, my that condom one takes the prize!
That's a noble wife and counter weight.
Hi Sandie! Love the funnies, especially the cigarette one, will have to try to remember that one!
Hope you are having a wonderful weekend dear lady!
Barb
Wasn't going to comment on all back post, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH about that condom on the camel one. Oh my word that's so funny to me.
Just had to say it.
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