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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, November 02, 2012

Fun Friday Strikes Again with a little help from my friends.

Click on the turkey!

Thanks Jean

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else…
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and
a blue house is made from blue bricks and
a pink house is made from pink bricks and
a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator -
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales .
In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven...
Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age...
It was YOU driving the bus! 

Thanks Debby at Just Breathe - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

 Strong Young Man
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the young guy replied.
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, "Alright. Get in."

Thanks Jerry :  As the Cracker Head Crumbles

~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect!

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!

~You Forget names.... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything.... Especially Golf.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do,
but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's Called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. 

~Everybody Whispers.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet.... 2 of which you will never wear.
It's Not What You Gather,But What You Scatter - That Tells What Kind Of Life 

You Have Lived - Thank you Linda at A La Carte.

“I have missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I have lost almost 300 games. On 26 occasions I have been entrusted to take the game winning shot...and I missed. I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that's precisely why I succeed.”  Michael Jordan

Love, chatty
Still praying for the people in the devastation of Hurricane Sandy.


Jan Mader said...

Love it! I feel pretty old today but you're's the youngest I'll ever be!

Shelly said...

Terrific! Especially loved the turkey~

Pondside said...

I may be old, but this test proved that I still have my faculties - and some days, that's as good as it gets! Thanks!

Melanie said...

That turkey song is too funny! I liked the strong young man story. :) You always brighten my day!
Hope you have a good weekend!

Fiona said...

Love them all!!

Have a great weekend

X fiona

Cranberry Morning said...

Thank you, Sandie! What a fun way to begin Friday. :-)

Shug said...

I was concentrating so hard to make sure that I got the right answer, only to get them all wrong. Ha!
The turkey made my day,

Bev said...

Well that test I couldn't do it...couldn't get past the first one:))
thanks for the remember that I am the youngest I'll ever be today!!

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Good Morning Sweet Girl...
What fun this morning. I can always expect a smile and alot of laughter when I pop over here. You made my day. I am still pretty smart it seems, according to your tests anyway.

Loved the turkey song. She was way tooooo cute.

Hope you are having a beautiful day. Thank you for making my heart happy this morning. Many hugs and much love, Sherry

Susan said...

Hi Sandie...HILARIOUS. The turkey song was a real kicker. Thanks for sharing. susan

Dar said...

Thanks to you, I have had my chuckles for the morning, my mind challenged and I did pretty good, only missed one...I forgot I was driving the bus. I will survive.
Have a great Fri. yourself and yes, prayers for the east coast.

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

You always supply a ready amount of smiles and I thank you for that. I really did think it would clear up today but it is still dark and dreary. At least it is not raining right now. I needed a smile today

Linda @ A La Carte said...

I failed the test so I'm feeling very OLD today! :)

hugs, Linda

Nonnie said...

I LOVE, love the turkey song and dance! You are so fun, Chatty, and I won't tell how I did on the test. Gotta slow down in my reading. My favorites: The young man story and It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter. Blessings to you and have a great weekend.

TexWisGirl said...

love the strong man one. :)

barbara l. hale said...

I needed a chuckle today. I took the quiz and only got the last one right. I am blaming the pain meds and no one can stop me.

Patti said...

I haven't been blogging much lately, but I did want to stop by and say hi. Hope all is well in your little corner of the world!!

Some things never change...your blog is still a place of happiness and fun.

Have a wonderful day.


SweetMarie said...

Fun post, Sandie! I really like the turkey show!

The Quintessential Magpie said...

You caught me on the first so I guit!



Wanda's Wings said...

Love the senior test and turkey.

Laurie said...

oh my gosh that was good, you are the queen of goofy funny stuff!

Beth said...

A great fun post today!

EM Illustrator said...

I loved the turkey :) cute song.
And the test was brilliant.
Have a fantastic weekend my friend!


Karen said...

Fun post Sandie, and the turkey was good.

Ms. A said...

Crap! You devil, you. (and that's all I'm going to say)

Annmarie Pipa said...

really fun. thanks. I think we could all use some levity these days with all of this election stuff! going on
happy weekend!!!

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

HOW funny! I had to quit the question and answer came on the second question. lol
I needed this today. Thanks for sharing.

Love Of Quilts said...

Thay are all good!

Paula said...

I've done this several times and I still get some wrong. I must have the disease, yep I think I do.

Dee said...

I can always count on a post full of laughter from you...I do that pre-sleep thingy LOL

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Terri @ Coloring Outside the Lines said...

Ok, I'm not telling how I did on that senior test. HA HA

Retired English Teacher said...

Loved the turkey greeting. She has a lot of spunk!

Retired English Teacher said...

Loved the turkey greeting. She has a lot of spunk!

That corgi :) said...

LOL about the senior's test; I fell for the cows drinking milk one so I was quickly out of the running so to speak!

Too funny with the turkey!!

have a good weekend Sandie!


Ann said...

well I took that little test and I passed with flying colors. :) Some good ones here today. Have a great weekend. Hope Disco is doing better

jack69 said...

Great read. Thanks for the education, sometimes I woder If I need this much education, hahahahahaha.
Enjoyed the jokes and maybe the test. HA!

All in all this is tops:
That says a lot!
Love from North Carolina

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Thank you for another very honorable mention!

Grandma Bonnie said...

Ok I failed the Senior Citizen test. Lol I can't even drive a bus. Thank you for the wonderful laughs. You sure do keep me on my toes. I hope you have a great weekend.

Cher' Shots said...

You crack me up woman! lol
'love & hugs from afar'

Cheryl @ TFD said...

It's late, but I just had to come by and get a chuckle! Funny stuff!
Have a great weekend.

Mary said...

Ok the only one I got was the green house. Haaahahahaa.a..what a thinker! Thanks for coming to my birthday, M

Parsley said...

Always a smile found here on your blog.

nancygrayce said...

I'm reading this on Saturday morning and laughing out loud.....mainly because I said toast! Don't tell anyone ok?

Mevely317 said...

... and I said "milk"! Color me embarrassed!
You never fail to make me smile, Sandie! I think the State of Georgia should name you as their Ambassador of Goodwill!

Is Disco OK?


Debby@Just Breathe said...

Thank you for the laughs. Hope your weekend is a great one! xoxo

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

I flunked!

Kathy ... aka Nana said...

I got my Friday morning laughs on Monday morning ... slowly but surely getting caught up on my blogs. ;-)