Watch this dance and then keep watching for what happens half way through their dance.
Senior Jitterbug..................
This is pure enjoyment and remembering " back when ".......
This will put a smile on your face !!!
Thank you Sharon.
Thank you Jean!
Thank you Monica at Thechickenwrangler.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
I kid you not...
California vintners in theNapa Valley area,
which primarily producePinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines,have developed a new hybrid grapethat acts as an anti-diuretic.It is expected to reduce the number of tripsolder people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be
marketed asPINO MORE
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!! I just could not help it!
Thank you Monica at Thechickenwrangler.
Thank you Jerry Asthecrackerheadcrumbles.
Good funnies today. I especially like the Betty White one. I posted a joke that was like the one about the cereal box awhile back and one person jumped all over me for making fun of dementia.....I just thought it was funny.
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes again today! I shared the golfing cartoon with my dad who is an avid golfer.
ReplyDeleteOh Sandie! hi! that was great fun!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU. and ...THANK YOU for putting a smile on my face. i am indeed grateful for you SO MUCH! i love 'fun friday'!!!!!
i may have a joke for you - if, i can remember it ...hahahahha.
What a great start to my morning. Love those senior jitterbug dancers!
ReplyDeleteLove the golf joke - I'm sharing it with my hubby :-)
ReplyDeletei can't type, i am ROFL over the corn flakes... hubby and i are fast getting there....
ReplyDeleteCute ones, Sandie... I did get stuck with the jitterbug though.. AWESOME...
ReplyDeletePINO MORE???? How funny!!!!
Thanks for the laughs.
Hugs,
Betsy
Sandie! hi! i had my husband watch that dance and we were so impressed! My husband and I like to dance like that but i seriously doubt we could handle another gal in the mix!!!! hahahaha.
ReplyDelete"What the hell happened to Death Do Us Part"?======that cracked me up. And the new senior wine, I truly NEED to buy STOCK in that!!!! Where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteAnd the jigger-buggers? Awesome. Shoes a lot of talent, and actually, I must 'fess up, I would like his shoes for myself.
I saw your comment on Betty's Cut and Dry blog and thought now there's a blogger I haven't visited in a long while.
ReplyDeleteA fun post, as always its been a pleasure visiting. PW
this post cracked me up! my hubby thinks he will remember...when he can't remember I have it written down. :) I have a daily list. :)
ReplyDeletehugs,
Marie
Fun video of the trio of dancer. Never have seen that before.
ReplyDeleteYes, I also lie about remembering:)
Your final words today hit the nail on the head for me. I do need to write more down and have no excuse not to. Hope your Friday is a fantastic one!
ReplyDeleteGreat dancing!! And a day to smile for sure!
ReplyDeleteloved the picture puzzle. :)
ReplyDeleteYou always have the best stuff! Love this!
ReplyDeleteI loved your jitter bug dance. I like the the song, "Me and Bobby McGee" too, but a whole lot bette when sung by my friend, Janis Joplin.
ReplyDeleteThe cornflake puzzle could be one of us one of these days. I hope not though.
Have a nice weekend Sandie,
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You made my day again. If I have a bad moment today all I have to do is think of your post. WONDERFUL!
ReplyDeleteI love that Patience picture in your sidebar. And, of course, all this made me smile and giggle.
ReplyDeleteThat was a cool post, Sandie. Lots of stuff there. The two women dancers must have been twins, don't you think? Happy Friday! Susan
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh they are great and some hit home more than others, lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the we will get along shirt - mostly because of the expression on the girl's face. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteWow some of the best, I love the Thousand Hand Guan Yin, our system is very slow here in South Carolina, but we got to see some of the videos. neat.
ReplyDeletehahaha I can associate with the cornflakes. hahaha
Love the entry lady, have great weekend!
Love from South Carolina...
Still smiling and will be for awhile. Loved the Corn Flakes joke and I wish,wish,wish I had seen that "siblings" shirt 20 years ago. I guess it is never too late to try it though...
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeleteyou had me giggling!
thank you:)
great jokes again, that pup in the beginning is hilarious!
here i am wiping coffee from my laptop screen and it's all your fault!
happy weekend!
xo
Loved the jitter bug clip. can they dance or what. You have a great weekend love ya.
ReplyDeleteI love the we will get along shirt!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT SHIRT IDEA! (do you mind if I steal it?) I've seen the senior dance and I LOVE the Thousand Hands... I've got both of those.
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend!
Seniors can dance circles around the younger generations. We took a dance class a couple years back. My husband and I were almost the youngest old folks there. The 80 year old couples were amazing while we were stumbling all over.
ReplyDeleteYou got me on the wine. I enjoyed laughing today. Thanks!
Funny funnies today Sandie- thanks!
ReplyDeleteI tell myself that lie about remembering things all time. When will I learn?
ReplyDeleteThis was just perfect for today! Hubby and both loved it...almost enough to do the jitterbug! heehee!
ReplyDeleteis that true about the wine?
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
Great jokes today. That senior jitterbug video was awesome. I wish I would have thought of that "we will get along shirt" when my kids were little. That's an awesome idea
ReplyDeleteLoved the jitterbugging and the cornflakes puzzle...so much! Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteI can sure relate to that last one! And I'm fast approaching the need for Pinot More wine! LOL!
ReplyDeleteGreat post Sandie LOL. And yes I was going to comment on one joke, but now I can't remember. Ah the cornflake and the rooster, like that.
ReplyDeleteBest Wishes
Karen.
Loved the dance video! I have two left feet so it was fun to watch them dance and then when the second lady joined the dancing, wow!! Very nicely done! And great exercise too I would imagine.
ReplyDeleteLoved the Betty White joke; she's too funny!
have a great weekend Sandie!
betty
Lovely funnies :-) and great jokes, like the puzzle one.
ReplyDeleteOh...it is so good to come here...It makes me smile...and i do feel so good. Thank you dear....
ReplyDeletesorry for being "away"! I am going trough a hard time at work.
I'll email you later, Okay?
s
xoxo
BShell
Love those hands!!
ReplyDeleteI love the cornflake one and can't wait to retell that.
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOVED the sister wives jitterbug!!
Gimmmmmmmme' some of that PINO MORE!
ReplyDelete:-)
Hi Sandie. I lost you for awhile but found you again this morning. I'm rebuilding my blogs bookmark list. Glad to find you again. I love your Funny Friday posts. Today's especially appropriate as I'm feeling my age today and your funnies make me see the humor in it all.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh...they are all so good today...I truly enjoyed the dance video and the rock and role poster...that is Frank and I. I may even photograph us with Frank in a rocker and me in an amigo...the kids will love it. LOL
ReplyDeleteMy Friday
ReplyDeletehas tuned into Saturday,
and it's still OK
(more or less).
Thanks for sharing those thoughts.
Love the Jitterbug!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great wine, and I loved that jitter Bug dancing.. so nimble. I used to love dancing. xx
ReplyDeleteSo great, and I needed something to make me smile.... Thankyou...
ReplyDeleteNow that was a bundle of of fun, Sandie.
ReplyDeleteI loved the 'get along t-shirt'.. I wish I had thought of that:)
Oh,Sandie, you have me gasping for air here! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is also the Corn Flake story.
I always wanted to master the Jitterbug! Never did! That is one tough dance but those three were amazing! WOW!
ReplyDeleteSandie you sure make us smile here!
That get along shirt cracked me up! HAHAHA
Liked that Corn Flakes puzzle!
ReplyDeleteLiked that Corn Flakes puzzle!
ReplyDeleteThose are so funny! Thanks for sharing the laughs and fun, Sandie!
ReplyDeleteLoved the Corn Flakes joke! You had me laughing all the way through this one. Thanks. I'm still smiling.
ReplyDeleteloved loved loved the Jitterbug Club in Chicago...I sent it to Joyce and said I expect to see her and Alan there soon....the corn flake joke was funny to!
ReplyDeleteI think many of us could use the "Let's get along" shirt, at least from time to time. LOL Love it!!
ReplyDeleteI'm behind on reading blogs but I'm trying to catch up. I'm going out of town again, but wanted to stop by to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!".
Love the last one -- I know myself too well that I know I need to write everything down :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha that cereal box story was cute and funny. At the moment I can't watch videos because my internet speed is so slow since we had our line fixed.
ReplyDeleteThank you for another very honorable mention!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the we will get along shirt! Wish I'd had one of those when my kids were young. it's probably too late now - they're 35 and 32.
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