I have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off these days.
Did you know years ago - my mother-in-law would go to a butcher and pick out the chickens she wanted when they were alive and the butcher would cut off their heads, and the body would continue to move? When they stopped moving, the butcher would then pluck the feathers off and clean it, and she would bring it home and cook it.
Can you imagine doing that today? LOL No way. I would not want to do it, but it sounds interesting.
I digress. What I am aiming to talk about is doing an easy fun post.
“The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed. ”
Trust your husband
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for
example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she
can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she
enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling" he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them
stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?
19 comments:
One m.
And I saw neither an elephant or a giraffe...I saw a whale 🤣😂
Yes Gemel, I too saw a whale. Plus I counted 7 ms.
I counted 7 m's.
I wouldn't say I'm busy, just actively participating in this beautiful season! 🤔
I saw a whale - Fun post!
I only saw 6 M's and I assume it means we have no brain is we see a whale, ho ho ho
love the Santa and reindeer sign off graphic..
I counted 7 m's. When I was young and stayed at my grandmother's, she would go out and catch a chicken, wring's it's neck and pluck the thing. That was some good eating... they had the biggest chicken Coop and fried chicken was a regular meal around there. Well...I'm assuming her parents were pretty well beat up!! lol. Husband might should have told her earlier. Hope you have a great day....take some time for you..
I grew up on a farm and remember watching the chicken run with no head!
I'm very busy and can never figure out how to make that better!
I also saw a whale.
OH! These are so good!!! I'm going to share them with Louis Dean as soon as he gets up! I really liked the one about the four legs!!!
My grandmother raised chickens so I got to see my grandfather chop their heads off, and my grandmother would pluck the feathers off and save them to make feather blankets for the bed.
They were heavenly to sleep on ! Yes it is a busy time of year. Hope you take time to enjoy it all!
Yep! Only saw a whale, Sandie. What does that make me? LOL! Your memes truly made me smile, my friend. Blessings!
These are 😂 hilarious, Sandie.
I don't see an elephant or a giraffe! I see a whale! So I guess that makes me brainless! I love the husband joke! Will you be spending Christmas day at home? Or maybe your grandson's house?
There are 8 m's. And that joke about the husband was funny except for the poor parents...that kind of made me feel really sick...what if??? That sure was a whale of an elephant/giraffe! LOL. I do often feel like a chicken with my head cut off. Especially in these weeks leading up to Christmas. You'd think I'd learn. But no, I do things the same way every year. This was fun. Merry Christmas.
If I were to have witnessed a chicken being beheaded, chances are I'd never want to taste it ever again. Whatever they pay butchers these days isn't enough; that's something I could never do.
Love these memes!
And I also saw neither an elephant or a giraffe...I saw a whale too 🤣
Have a good week, it's a busy time of year.
All the best Jan
I’m still laughing at the stork one. 😊
Not sure what my brain is because I saw a whale instead of a giraffe or elephant. I've heard about doing that with the chickens but I would prefer to get them the way we do today
I count 6 m's I think. Love the post and Mama raised chickens. She would ring the necks, and dad would chop the heads when he did it. It would be terrible to some folks, but us kids got a kick out of the kicking chicken until it lapsed.
Love from NC soon to be Florida... stay warm
I saw 7 m and saw a whale. I can’t think of these poor chickens in my childhood!
Everyone seems to have a whale of a time. I saw clouds. And I liked the parents in bed joke.
God bless.
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