Mrs. Huges, The Pasta Diet, Red Neck Play Station

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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New use for Windex:

I haven't checked 'snopes.com' to see if this actually works or not; But they say, If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked, You should drink some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.
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Have you seen Mrs. Huges yet - it's funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrj9TaA0Mc

Have a fun Friday,

Chatty