"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage
Friday, February 06, 2009
Mrs. Huges, The Pasta Diet, Red Neck Play Station
The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walk pasta da bakery.
2... You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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New use for Windex:
I haven't checked 'snopes.com' to see if this actually works or not; But they say, If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked, You should drink some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking.
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Redneck Play Station......... CLICK HERE
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Have you seen Mrs. Huges yet - it's funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWrj9TaA0Mc
Have a fun Friday,
Chatty
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3 comments:
Well, I had my aerobic exercise this morning....by laughing so hard!
I shared these with Jim and he even snorted at a couple!
These are just great, I don't know where you find this cuckoo stuff, but it's highly entertaining!
Will email tonight dear heart. You have a terrific day. We're up to 31, and runnin' amok in the sunshine!
Yeahhhhhhhhh, right!
LOL!
You just put a big smile on my face.
I can't really laugh since I am at work and people would think I lost it!
Now I know why the Italians are so slim:
they walka a lot :)
Which is something I should do more.
Thank you for sharing!
What a riot of laughs - esp the Windex.
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