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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, September 04, 2009

Happy BIrthday Sarak Polk - September 4 and Fun Friday

Sarah Polk

First Lady: 1845 to 1849
Wife of President James Polk
Born: September 4, 1803 Died: August 14, 1891

What is interesting about Sarah Polk?

"In 1845, Polk became President. As the White House hostess, Sarah set a new style of entertainment. She allowed no dancing, nor any kind of drink, not even wine, at dinner parties. She regarded formal receptions as tedious. People at times complained to the President; however, nothing was ever said to Sarah". (John T. Marck.)


Sarah didn't have much fun now, did she?



NOW FOR SOME FUN!

ROSES & HANGING BASKETS


A teenage granddaughter
Comes down stairs for her date
With this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
Telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
'Loosen up Grams.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!'
And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
And the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
That she has friends coming over
And that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says,
'Loosen up,
Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
Then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening.




Lovemaking tips for Seniors:

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want... The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.





Dan and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him!

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dan headed home totally frustrated. The following week when Dan's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Dan sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter!

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Dan?"

"I didn't have to," Dan replied. "Last night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want' ...

SO HERE I AM !"

These 'naked' guys got talent alright!
http://vodpod.com/watch/1548742-sweden-got-talent-naked-guys-dancing

Go to the bottom of my blog and on the real player music hit the middle button to pause. :)

There were probably many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the blogs I write.

So today I just wanted to tell you..........





Suck it up, "Cupcake"!!!




Wine does not make you FAT -

it makes you LEAN...

against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.


(I think I need some wine this weekend myself!) Love,Chatty

5 comments:

ClassyChassy said...

Funny post today - and have a great weekend!

Sallie said...

Hey Chatty. Well-behaved women rarely make history, unless they're married to President Polk (whoever he was). Oh, well, so I guess she didn't make history either.

funny stuff today

Chatty Crone said...

Thanks!

Changes in the wind said...

Thanks for the giggles Cupcake:)

Chatty Crone said...

:)