Friday, September 10, 2010
Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .
Help to get to the senior center. . .
This is a test about your senses -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge/senses.swf? FROM SHARON
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington, DC was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers ... And then there are educators... FROM SHARON
Always keep several Get Well cards on the mantle..
So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.
He just bought a new boat and decided to take her for the maiden voyage.
This was his first boat and wasn't sure of the procedures.
He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but they just said "don't let the boat trailer get too deep in the water but just deep enough that the boat will float.
Well, he didn't know really what they meant by that as he could barely get the trailer in the water.
You're gonna love this guy!!!
The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.
Now that was funny!
Some positive thoughts for the day:
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
- Earl Wilson
Never limit yourself, never be satisfied, and smile - it's free!
- Jenny Finch