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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, September 10, 2010

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .

Help to get to the senior center. . .


This is a test about your senses - FROM SHARON

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington, DC was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers ... And then there are educators... FROM SHARON

Always keep several Get Well cards on the mantle..
So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.

He just bought a new boat and decided to take her for the maiden voyage.
This was his first boat and wasn't sure of the procedures.
He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but they just said "don't let the boat trailer get too deep in the water but just deep enough that the boat will float.
Well, he didn't know really what they meant by that as he could barely get the trailer in the water.
You're gonna love this guy!!!


The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.

Now that was funny!


Some positive thoughts for the day:

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
- Earl Wilson

Never limit yourself, never be satisfied, and smile - it's free!
- Jenny Finch


Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

good morning Sandie, as usual you made me lol, I love Maxine, I will have to give the get well card thingie a try.
Hope you have a great weekend.

Angela said...

Hey Sandie!

I love Fun Friday! Those are all so funny! Loved them all! I should so do the get well cards at my house too! hehehe

Happy Friday!

Granny Annie said...

Very good my friend and very entertaining.

Jane said...

Hillarious. By the way, I have a special one for you over on my blog!


Linda @ A La Carte said...

Laughing on the Fun Friday! Royal Flush beats a pair! :)

Marydon said...

G'morn Sandie ~ Yup! That was the best lessons this 12 yr. olds got ... it was all over the news here in DC. Got quite a chuckle over this.

You give both of us a morn lift ...

Have a beautiful weekend.
TTFN ~ Hugs, Marydon

Together We Save said...

Oh my... thanks for the laugh!! Have a great weekend!

Walking on Sunshine... said...

You really made me laugh today!! That story about the janitor was too much! And all those signs for the senior center! Too much. Thank you!

Susan said...

Hysterical post, Sandie. Have a good Friday. Susan

Melanie said...

Those were so funny! I really like the one about the lipstick on the mirror. Have a great weekend! :)

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Always fun to stop in on a Friday kiddo...your supply of funnies is endless!

That corgi :) said...

LOL with the signs getting to the senior center, but I tell you some days I need lots of reminders like that :)

the students and the bathroom mirror kisses was funny too

all great laughs!!

enjoy the weekend


A Hopeful Heart said...

My favorites were the boat trailer and the lipstick cleaning. Hilarious!!

Thanks for the laughs,