Thank you Marydon. Answer at bottom.
This is a picture taken from directly above these camels in the desert at sunset. It is considered to be one of the best pictures of the year. When you look closely, you can see that the camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black images you see are just the shadows!
Sometimes, our "problems" seem to be as big as the shadows. They probably turn out to be really quite little.
Thank you Jerry.
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s*** now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Thanks Marilyn my cousin.
This is really cute - tell it to sneeze and see what he does.
I have no idea how they do this:
TYPE IN a command and see what happens like ... sit, roll over, down, stand, jump, sing, shake, fetch, play dead, etc. And, it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized!!
Make sure you type in "Kiss," too, but do it last.
Hot and cold sex:
After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to
be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
'In fact, I do.' said the old man.. "After I have sex, I am usually cold and
chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be
fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims
that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first
time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'
"Oh, that crazy old bastard'' she replied. 'That's because the first time is
usually in January, and the second time is in August.
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. It is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." ~ Coco Chanel
Answer: All the other card players were women.