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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, September 06, 2013

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends.





A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford. "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is full of steroids. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans fat diets can be disastrous & none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all & most of us have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief & suffering for years after eating it?"
 After several seconds of quiet a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand & softly said "Wedding Cake."
 Thank you Monica



I love this one. 











Winter Advice





Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning:
"Windows frozen."Husband texts back:
"Pour some lukewarm water over it."Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer completely dead now."


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Thank you Sharon.









Ex Wife


Bill decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you
quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Bill gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't "
Thank you Sharon













THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - Thanks Debby







Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it and walk away





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THE LAUGH:





THE LIFT:




58 comments:

Denise said...

Thanks for the smiles, enjoy your weekend.

Pondside said...

Thanks for the good laughs! The one about the mirror was great - and true!!

Jeanie said...

Lots of good cheer here today.....I especially like the happy dog in the sprinkler.

Sandra said...

lots of laughs today, smiled all the way through. wedding cake got a LOL and my favorite of all is the computer completely dead now... brahahahah

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha the Wedding cake joke cracked me up and the photo of the stressed mouse!

Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Susan said...

ha ha hahahaha Good one, Sandie. Bet the hubs who gave the winter advice wishes he didn't! ha hahahhahaha Hope you have a terrific weekend! Susan

Laurie said...

ha ha, what a great smile maker these were today!

Ms. A said...

My house is haunted, too... or at least my mirror is!

minnja said...

Thank you. Folloewdd back on gfc, Bloglovin and Fb <3 have a great weekend!!! love, minnja

minnja said...

Here it is: http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/1838153/minnja-style/

Love, Minnja

Bev said...

Hahaha wedding cake...cute

Shelly said...

What a great way to close out the week- these are all so funny!

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

Lots of SMILES as always in your post today I do suffer that ACDC ? disease and babies always make me smile!
Have a fantastic Friday my friend!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Love it.....wedding cake!
Have a wonderful weekend.
Love,
Debby

Sandee said...

Praise the Lord indeed. All that fish. Too cute.

I stole the wedding cake joke, and of course I linked it back to you.

Have a fabulous Feline Friday. Big hugs. :)

SweetMarie said...

I think I suffer from ADCD. lol
I love the laugh!!!
Happy Friday Sandie!!

Nonnie said...

There's just so much good stuff on here today. The haunted house ... Love it!!! So many things to bring smiles today.
Thanks. Have a super Friday!
Xoxoxo

nancygrayce said...

The wedding cake and the ex wife both just cracked me up!!!! That's exactly what my husband would say if I told him to stop hunting! I never will because I don't want him to tell me to stop shopping!!

Terri D. said...

I suffer from that ADCD!! LOL

Enjoyed your post, as always!!

Andrea said...

Sandie, you could generate a smile out of a stone! You're a real sweetheart!

Have a great weekend too, my friend!

Love ya~ Andrea
XOXOXO

Rae said...

Thanks for the smiles. Those were cute. Have a great weekend.

mail4rosey said...

Whew, I've got ADCD too! :) Happy Friday to ya, I wish I was doing like that dog and getting to run through the water sprinkler! :)

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Sandie .. great quotes .. and laughs ... weddingcake, cracked computer screen and flooded insides ..

I just hope I get through the weekend unscathed - enjoy yours .. cheers Hilary

Ginny said...

I love the little frazzled hamster!! Also loved Windows Frozen. I hope you have a great weekend!!

barbara l. hale said...

LOL! Wedding cake! I actually have a cousin who got the top layer out of the freezer on the first anniversary only to find that it was made of styrofoam. They are still married after probably 40 years. I will have to remember to keep the water away from the windows. Thanks for the laughs.

Grandma Bonnie said...

I think I have ADCD. Lol. Wow the weekend is here already! Have a great weekend.

NanaDiana said...

Love the DOG's idea of handing things! Have a great Friday- xo Diana

Ann said...

Lots of laughs today. That dog in the sprinkler reminds me of a lab I used to have. He loved to play in the sprinkler

Lynn@Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

The Friday face is the best! And I believe that's how I looked this morning... Happy Weekend:@)

Munir said...

LOL There are so many things that make us laugh in your post that it is hard to keep track of. I like the ex- wife story, the ADCD and the dog's way of dealing with problem. Thanks!

Catherine said...

Dear Sandie, I love everyone of these!! They are all so adorable.
You never fail to make me happy.
Blessings dear friend for a nice weekend and a big hug! Catherine xo

SavannahGranny said...

Hi Sandi, I will admit that I have a really bad case of ADCD!
Have a fantastic weekend, Ginger

Renegades said...

Love love the wedding cake one!

Paula said...

I suffer from ADCD and didn't even know there was a name for it. I like to clean that way so I guess I'll keep on.

McGuffy Ann said...

Thanks for the smiles & chuckles. Hug.

Cranberry Morning said...

That 'Windows' joke could have happened here! lol Always love the photos - especially the happy dog. Have a great weekend, Sandie. xo

TARYTERRE said...

LAUGHING about the dog. Smiling about the cat and fish.

jack69 said...

Great read as usual and love the graphics. Especially the doggie in the sprinkler...
I ain't commenting ont he Wedding Cake. LOL
have a great Weekend...

Jim said...

The Wedding Cake and the Ex Wife were cute jokes, Sandie. I like your feline also, he looks good in glasses.
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Eva Ason said...

Thank you for the smiles :-) Thank God it's the weekend, this week has been a bit rough - work wise.

A Quiet Corner said...

You're right...we cannot give up when things get hard!...:)JP

Lucy said...
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(Terry) My Journey With Candida said...

The weekend is here again... gives you a break from getting your GS up and ready for school. Enjoy it, Monday will be here before you know it.

The Boston Lady said...

I think I will go dance in the sprinkler now.... Ann

Tree Hugger - Suzan said...

Always too funny!! Hope all is well on your side of the interstate!! thank yo Sandie for keeping a smile on my face!!

Sweet Tea said...

I ALWAYS love animal photos and captions. Thanks for the laughs!

Susan J. Reinhardt said...

Hi Sandie -

I had a stressful week, and your post was just what the doctor ordered. Lots of laughs!

Blessings,
Susan :)

Ivy and Elephants said...

Thanks so much for taking the time to make us laugh. I always leave with a smile.
Hugs,
Patti

Melanie said...

Love all the pictures...so cute! I like the Windows joke too. Hahaha! :-)

Terri Buster said...

The windows joke was too funny. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend Sandie!

sparkle100-havealook.blogspot.com said...

oh laughing, laughing. Makes my side ache. Good way.

Have a Happy weekend !

Catherine said...

I hope you had a terrific weekend my friend! And wishing you a very happy September!
xo Catherine

rubyslipperz said...

YOUZ haz quacked my up...as usual!
Thanks for putting the zippy in my heartstrings!

love ya,
annie =)

Whosyergurl said...

Sandie, Nothing like the weekend! The cleaning funny sounds like me. Jumping here to there. I used to be able to stay with it- but not since I've gotten older!
Thanks for the giggles!
Cheryl

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Lots of great funnies. I hope you had a wonderful weekend!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Lots of great funnies. I hope you had a wonderful weekend!

Theresa said...

Thanks for the smiles to get my Monday started:) Have a blessed week dear friend, HUGS!

Dee said...

LOL..loved the winter advice and handle stressful situations like a dog...LOL