Fun Friday with a little help from my friends.

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford. "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is full of steroids. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans fat diets can be disastrous & none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all & most of us have or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief & suffering for years after eating it?"

 After several seconds of quiet a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand & softly said "Wedding Cake."

 Thank you Monica

I love this one. 

Winter Advice

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning:
"Windows frozen."Husband texts back:
"Pour some lukewarm water over it."Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer completely dead now."

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Thank you Sharon.

 I am joining Feline Friday with Sandee - click here to join!

Ex Wife

Bill decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you

quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Bill gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't "

Thank you Sharon

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - Thanks Debby

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

Pee on it and walk away

THE LAUGH:

THE LIFT: