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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, July 06, 2007


Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:"Free
to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting
of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends whensomeone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

They Walk among us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real-estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want
the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours
the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern
or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .

They Walk Among Us!!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was

They Walk Among Us!!!!

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the
half pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin.
Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce
steak instead of the half-pounder.

They walk among us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car - it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!

My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip out
every time she turned her head?"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if
he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us.!!!!!!!!
Hope you have a wonderful and fun and fabulous Friday today.

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