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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, January 02, 2009

Fun Friday Strikes Again

This picture seems very apropos for us this next year! We have a wedding coming up in May.


Find the Nude Dude: He is there - I finally found him.


Divorce VS Murder

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'


Old Folks

After 35 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite
some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began down
past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders
and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping
just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently
over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

"I found the remote," he said.


Have a little fun every day - no matter what the circumstances may be and I promise you - things will be just a little bit better.



Corgidogmama~ said...

These were all good reading today!
You always make us smile, think or cry!

Chatty Crone said...

Funny, that's always what I seem to do doing myself - laughing, thinking, and/or crying! Glad others are doing it with me.

JeanMac said...

Thanks for the chuckle.