Monday, May 31, 2010
How ALL phones SHOULD be answered!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , a Christian nation of the free and the home of the brave.
How may I help you?
Press '1' for English.
Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English.
And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to die for you, Jesus Christ And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, The other for your freedom.
Happy Memorial Day.
Happy Birthday Walt Whitman and Norman Vincent Peale
"I give you my love more precious than money;
I give you myself before preaching or law.
Will you give me yourself?
Will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"
~ Walt Whitman
"Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could;
some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day;
you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
"Enthusiasm is one of life's greatest qualities, but it must be practiced to become a dominant factor in one's life...
There is real magic in enthusiasm.
It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment."
~ Norman Vincent Peale