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"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, October 22, 2010

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends . . .

Thanks Joyce

The Driving Dog

Thanks Sharon

Thanks Jerry


A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"'Good", she replied "Get your own darn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End
Thank you Cheri

Thanks Joyce

Can We get Married in Heaven??

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.... For a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work?

Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground..

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"

Fascinating photographs,

Thank you Jerry.

I love all my friendly followers.

Thanks Joyce

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Something to think about:

One fingertip hides the moon - the whole world may be hidden from view by a single point.


Changes in the wind said...

What a hoot...that dog video.

Susan said...

Hi Sandie....The jokes cracked me up. Cute dog driving video, too. Oh, your Friday blog posts are a hoot. Susan

The Quintessential Magpie said...

I am loving that driving dog! Kind of reminds me of Toonces, the driving cat from SNL! LOL!

Happy Friday...


Sheila :-)

Knitty said...

Love your Friday posts! Well, actually, I like all your posts. :)

Jane said...

Love it!


Doris Sturm said...

Hi Sandie...what a fun post...thanks for the funnies and the photographs were jaw-dropping awesome. My favorite was the one where he walks amongst the meadow dragging a blanket of pavement behind him - very sad, isn't it? Smothering our earth with pavement? We're suffocating our own environment...and we are supposed to be intelligent? I'm still looking for proof!
Happy Friday, my friend. Sorry I missed checking my e-mails yesterday! Been having some computer issues, but I think I worked them out.

Dogmom Diva said...

Hi Sandie, I loved them all, but especially the 2nd cartoon..Magnets!
have a great weekend!


Together We Save said...

Very cute post... I love that last thought too!!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

You know I love Friday funnies! Trying to catch up today and clean the house.

Rose said...

the videos were great. great joke/story you can always throw out a laugh. rose

Ginny said...

The driving dog joke is real funny! I love the married in Heaven joke, but my fave is those amazing paintings!! Way to go with this post!!!! Didn't get to my e-mails yesterday, we were both sick and had the funearal and babysitting. I'll catch up tonight!

Anonymous said...

Lot's of funnies,I put the leap frog test on my blog.

That corgi :) said...

loved all the cartoons the best but fantastic entry Sandie! always enjoy Fridays and the laughs you give us :)

happy weekend!


Katie said...

Love all those pictures. Especially the first one! ;)

And that dog video was hilarious!! :D
So funny! LOL :D

Have a great weekend! :)

Katie ♥

Joyce said...

What great humor. I love the train one. Loved the pictures and sayings.

Love and Hugs,

Tweedles -- that's me said...

what a happy Friday post

A Hopeful Heart said...

I love the Suzy's Zoo cutie!! And that little duck's right...I think you are a good egg.

I liked the married in heaven joke...about trying to find a lawyer in Heaven. Too funny!!!

And I SO want to go on a passenger train. I think it would be such fun to sleep in a berth....guess I've been watching too many 1940's movies, huh?

Love you!!!


Donna B said...

LOVED, LOVED, LOVED the driving dog!! That was awesome!!! Hey Sandie? How do you get those cute hearts and squiggle lines at the bottom of your page?

Debbie said...

I cracked up at the driving dog, but my favorite this week is definitely the man and woman on the train. LOL!

Mevely317 said...

Loved the one about Heaven ... probably tooooo true. (Did I just say that out-loud?)
Have a wonderful day!