GOOD MORNING
SPIDER . . . YOU'LL SWEAR IT'S ALIVE (Are you afraid of spiders?)
Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen -- tell me it's not alive! You can watch him follow your pointer, too.
Also double tap the MOUSE and it leaves little bugs for the spider to eat. Watch the spider go after the bugs and eat them. Outstanding animation!
Click your mouse here: Spider
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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo as if it were yesterday.
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They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
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The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
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Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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Abba---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
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Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Pictures today are from Jerry.
SPIDER . . . YOU'LL SWEAR IT'S ALIVE (Are you afraid of spiders?)
Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen -- tell me it's not alive! You can watch him follow your pointer, too.
Also double tap the MOUSE and it leaves little bugs for the spider to eat. Watch the spider go after the bugs and eat them. Outstanding animation!
Click your mouse here: Spider
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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo as if it were yesterday.
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They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
?
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The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
?
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
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Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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Abba---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
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Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Pictures today are from Jerry.
♥♥♥
A good friend of mine served his time with the Marine Corps, then decided to become a school teacher, to help educate our children and deliver strong moral values in the process.
Before school started he unfortunately injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window wide and sat down at his desk to start his lecture.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year...
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- Katherine Hepburn
Go out and have some fun today.
Chatty
17 comments:
Cute post Sandie! I'm so glad to see the sun shining and that ice melting! hugs, Linda
love the puppy photos, since i love all things dogs, hate all things spiders so did not look at that
Good fun here today! I love the senior song titles. And Ella and I spent a good part of the morning playing with the spider, she loved to watch him eat! She still has me find your mid-December post so she can make the reindeer sing!
Hi Sandie....Fun, huh? Well, I haven't had too much fun today but just read your post and decided I'd better do at least ONE thing to have fun today. Just finished ironing. Now that's not fun! But I'll think of something. Thanks and have some fun yourself! Okay? Susan
Had to laugh about the tie being stapled to his chest. Just arrived in town this afternoon and what a complete mess it is..glad we missed the past few days. Made a stop to my Publix and there was NO meat, little cheese and they were just putting out fresh bread. It looked totally unreal. Praying your knee is doing better and whatever you do don't attempt to go out in this mess.
Joyce
I needed a giggle break so I stopped what I was doing and came here.
Sure enough... giggling.
I Get By with a little help from Depends??? Too funny!!
I also like I am Woman; hear me snore. LOL
I love the song titles on the boomers! I'm one you know...heaven help us!!! I didn't do the spider thing...I don't like them!
What a fun post!
The spider was UNCANNILY real - creepy!
Loved the puppy pics!
My favorite song - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends!! LOL
Here are some of mine:
The Temptations - Papa Has A Kidney Stone (and it ain't rolling...)
Rolling Stones - Start Me Up (please - the Scooter chair's running low on batteries)
The Beatles - All You Need is Love (and a little Viagra)
The Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (literally)
The Doors - Hello I Love You (though I can't remember your name)
Hoping you're keeping your chin up with PT - at least that's something you can keep up without surgery!!
xoxo
Oh that was lots of fun, but I am so afraid of spiders! Loved your quotes and best wishes with your PT. Ann
Those song remakes were a hoot girl! Sadly...they make perfect sense for the boomers we are today!
Hey Sandie!
The song remakes were funny!
Hugs,
Angela
Thanks for todays chuckle. Hope you knee is on the mend and you are doing better.
Very well done!
Hi Sandie! Love the doggie photos! I couldn't go and look at the spider, though! Ick! Love all the funny song titles, too! Sorry I haven't stopped by in so long. How've you been?
That spider was creepy! Not my favorite animal. However, the song remakes made me laugh out loud. Isn't it great to be a boomer! Our lives can be told in song. I especially liked "once, twice, three times to the bathroom".
I love all the song revisions... they are right on time! LOL!
Love those revised 60's lyrics!
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