'JERRY' SAID THAT ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH TOMORROW . . .
THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY "OLD" PEOPLE.
I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.
I'VE GOT TO GO PACK AFTER THIS BLOG!
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best little piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
Well, I thought this was kind of funny - thanks Jerry.
Six Truths in Life - thanks Katie.
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
I sincerely apologize about this but I found out I was an idiot and I wanted some company!
GREAT GEOGRAPHY LESSON
It is amazing how often we speak of these countries and don't really know where they are. Drag the country's name onto the map. There is no humbling score nor time limit; this exercise is a learning tool. Don't fear making an error. Once you finish the puzzle, you will be far more educated about this very intense section of our world. You think you know the countries? Wait.
MAP GAMEGo to the web site listed below, and check it out.
It's unbelievable!!!
Just enter your name, city and province (bottom of list) to see if yours is on file.
After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please remove."
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
http://www.license.shorturl.com/
Love ya, Chatty Alien - signing out to pack!
WHEN GOD PRESENTS MORE CHALLENGES THAN YOU CAN HANDLE, DELEGATE TO GOD. HE NOT ONLY HAS THE ANSWER, HE IS THE ANSWER. Tavis Smiley
Woo-hoo ... I'm an idiot! :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday, Sandie!
Had to try the map and didn't realize how bad I was...did I just admit that? LOL
ReplyDeletecan't take time to comment, i have to go pack! see you when we get where ever they take us
ReplyDeleteHi, Sandie~
ReplyDeleteKatie got me with that joke too! :)
Thanks for the website about the driver's license search. HA!
Have a great weekend with the aliens!
Sorry all you other ladies, but I'm the most senior one here, and that Alien wants ME, ME, ME!!! (I love the little cartoons you always find to accompany your posts, Chatty!).
ReplyDeleteLots of funnies here today! I'm packing and will see you later! hugs, Linda
ReplyDeleteHere's another idiot. Glad no one walked into the office while I was sitting here with my head back, tongue out, staring at the ceiling!
ReplyDeleteI am an idiot, the map kicked my butt, and I fell for the license search. What a sap, but I enjoyed it. You made my day Sandie. Have a good weekend
ReplyDeleteHope you are having a great day. You won my Publix giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteSandie, this cracks me up I'm still laughing about the "son of" joke, too cute.I need to borrow and pass it along, thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDelete~Jo
LazyonLoblolly
Hey Sandie, I am going to have to study up on that map, I'm ashamed to say I didn't know very many.
ReplyDelete~Jo
LazyonLoblolly
Love the "son of" joke and will be coming back to try my skill on the map.
ReplyDeleteHappy Last Friday of February to you! Shouldn't we be having cake and ice cream to celebrate?
your humor cracks me up...and got to tell you Gayle...that little Will...I want to bit him....those chubby cheeks...gorgeous eyes....I can see why he's captured your heart....
ReplyDeleteHey, wait for me...I'm going too!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha ha Sandie. You are a riot. The birch/beech/ash joke cracked me up. Susan
ReplyDeleteYou will definitely be missed when the aliens pick you up! I thoroughly enjoy your humor! Thanks for stopping by my blog...
ReplyDeleteI immediatly looked up at the ceiling and stuck my tongue out, I am an idiot. But then the older I get, the more I know that!! Love the Dickens quote at the top, had to copy it!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Sandy, your such a crack-up...laugh...and I didn't try that tongue thing..
ReplyDeleteHey mate, congratulations on that new little bubby...Three grandsons now!! You didn't ell me his name???? Please write me and tell all! xxxxx
Yep, I did it.
ReplyDeleteSandie,
ReplyDeleteI LOVE FUN Fridays! I love your blog everyday (as you know) but today’s post ROCKS! The ‘Six Truths in Life’ ~ how FUNNY?! The cartoon….LOL
And the quote at the end…I never heard that before, that is a keeper!
CONGRATULATIONS on the new addition! Sorry I missed yesterday, catching up today. I am so VERY happy for you and your family.
YOU always add so much to my day!
Love to you! Carol
Hey Sandie!
ReplyDeleteThe aliens already came and got me but they sent me back! lol
Good grief girl! You got me with the drivers' license thing! You just wait! I'll get you back for that one! hehehe
Have a Wonderful Weekend!
Angela
loved the cartoon with the dogs and the cat punch line, too funny! I looked at the map and I thought "there's no way I could get any right" so I went and checked out my driver's license, LOL!!!
ReplyDeletegreat laughs today Sandie!
have a fun weekend!
betty
HI!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU got me, I tried with the tongue trick!!!
I also LOVE GEOGRAPHY so of course I played the MAP GAME, I got quite a few on the first try, but some it took me a while!!!But thank you for that, I may go back and do it again and again!!
Loved that!!
Have a GREAT DAY!!
Hugs 2 U,
jamie
THEIR MISSION IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY "OLD" PEOPLE. GUESS I'LL BE JOINING YOU THEN....GOTTA GO PACK SEE YOU THERE. TRISH
ReplyDeleteWell, I am here to tell you that alien civilizations really are much more advanced than ours. For I am posting this comment through subspace from Centauri Prime.
ReplyDeletethat tree joke was cute! I must be a freak of nature because I CAN stick my tongue out and look at the ceiling at the same time...now I'm scared!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful weekend, Sandie, the birds are chirping, the trees are blooming and the bees are buzzing - I'm in heaven, well, almost!
Love you,
Doris and Gizzy :-)
Enjoyable as always...and I LOVE the post dividers...
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm a day late in answering this. Aliens abducted me the other day -
ReplyDeleteOK, the joke was funny - yes, it was.
WOO HOO! Idiots love company!
Didn't do very good on the map game - was much more successful on the license search.
It just goes to show you - monkey see, monkey do.
xoxo
Late comment -- (If you're still here ;>)) -- enjoyed your Friday as always.
ReplyDeleteIn previous posts (I'm catching up) - your grandsons (new and old) are adorable. The baby does look like his daddy.