Fun Friday

FUN FRIDAY


MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN !!
Thanks Angela

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular,loses it... Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die,' she wails.

Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!'

Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence.

Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers . . .

"Iron this. Then get me a beer."




4 Worms in Church (Thanks Angela)

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in Alcohol...Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke...Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup...Dead .

Fourth worm in good, clean soil...Alive .

So, the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this Demonstration?"

Maxine quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

Thanks Angela




YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS - YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Thanks Jerry.







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