Fun Friday - with a little help from my friends!!!

Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying,
the mother says, 'Who wasa the pig thata did this to a you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem'.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and
tells him

"Youa gonna try again."



My wife said "What are you doing today?"

I said "Nothing"

She said "You did that yesterday"

"I know" I said "but I wasn't finished"
Thank you Jerry

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS and afterwards they have more - only a minute or two.

thank you sharon





Thank you Linda B.

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the crap outta everyone... in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Gettin' old is so much fun...

Remember: Don't make old People mad.

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

Thanks for your help Sandra








I forgot who - sorry. I think Richard - these are soooooooooooooooo short and funny.









Again I forgot - I think my friend Richard.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:


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