"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, March 30, 2012

Fun Friday - with a little help from my friends!!!

Italian Pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for
2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying,
the mother says, 'Who wasa the pig thata did this to a you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem'.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and
tells him

"Youa gonna try again."

My wife said "What are you doing today?"
I said "Nothing"
She said "You did that yesterday"
"I know" I said "but I wasn't finished"
Thank you Jerry

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS and afterwards they have more - only a minute or two.

thank you sharon

Thank you Linda B.

Shot my first turkey


Scared the crap outta everyone...

in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Gettin' old is so much fun...

Remember: Don't make old People mad.

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

Thanks for your help Sandra

I forgot who - sorry. I think Richard - these are soooooooooooooooo short and funny.

Again I forgot - I think my friend Richard.






Gloria Hood said...

I too am having that problem!

Linda Chapman said...

Haha!! That should get anyone's day off to a good start!!!
Thanks so much!

Sandra said...

my grocery bill seems to be from that cashier. LOVE the ants. been trying to comment, this is 4th try.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Love your dog header.

Funny pregnancy joke ;-)

jack69 said...

Thanks for stating my day with a few laughs.(Yeah, I said starting it is after 10:30, some advantages to getting old. hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I'm being rejected when trying to comment, too.
Love this post today, Sandie. Thanks for the laughs.
Wishing you a great day.

Wanda's Wings said...

Great videos.

Debbie said...

I'm having the same problem, and this is the 475th time I've tried here. It wouldn't even let me clickity click to try, here. In other places, it give me an error message.

Don't even know if THIS will work, but I'm trying.

Anna Smith said...

I've been getting problems commenting too today, very annoying. Love those dancing ants! Have a great weekend :)

Remington said...

Thanks for the smile, my friend! Have a fun weekend....no problems here....YET!

Knitty said...

Blogger must be improving something again. (rolling eyes as I type that)

Love the clips, especially the Epic Old Man and all the related ones I watched on You Tube.

The kindergartners were precious but I wonder about five children having that level of precision, not only individually but to perform as a group. I hope they have fun childhoods and aren't rehearsing all the time. That is probably a very American (as in USA) way of thinking, but kids grow up so darned fast anyway, I like to see them being imaginative, playful little kids a while longer.

Linda @ A La Carte said...

You know I love Fridays and all the funnies. That header photo is so cute!!! I'm not having any issues with comments but I heard others were! Hugs, Linda

Jean | Delightful Repast said...

I tried many times in three different browsers to leave a comment here and on other blogs this morning and could not. However, I'm coming back to it a couple hours later and so far have not had a problem. Hope I can post this comment now!

I came over to your blog from your comment at Cranberry Morning and wanted to let you know that you got my day off to a fabulous start!

The Boston Lady said...

Oh those little guitarists are too much! How is it possible those little fingers can move like that? Love the travel in groups videos! Have a great weekend. Ann

TexWisGirl said...

thanks for the chuckles.

Sally said...

"you gonna try again" LOLOL!!

Have a great day!

Vee said...

Hope it's all resolved now...

Funny post today. Loved the clips and jokes. Leaving with a grin...

Granny Annie said...

My comments too were being rejected all morning. I'm glad it wasn't just me because I had added some new programs and was about to delete them because I thought they were causing it.

Again you have brightened my Friday with this wonderful post. Your thought for the day is from THE HELP. Great book and movie.

The Brown Recluse said...

I don't leave too many comments...which may be good because I hate rejection!

LOVE those kids...those guitars are bigger than them! Bless 'em!

That "nothing, but I wasn't finished" quip...I can relate. I truly can! haha

As always, GREAT post!

Alida said...

Thanks for the laughs!!!

✿ⒹⒺⒺ✿@ A Lapin Life said...

I loved the Italian joke. ROFL


Changes in the wind said...

I laughed until my stomach hurt and I tell you what....I needed it. Thanks!

Cheri said...

I laughed and laughed...good ones today.

Cheryl @ The Farmer's Daughter said...

Thanks for the laughs, Sandie! Hope you have a wonderful day and weekend!

Belle said...

Love the ads with the penguins and ants - so funny. The children playing guitars were amazing! Thanks for the smiles.

Anonymous said...

I love the ants and the penguins!
Just home from work, it was a long day - I hate doing overtime on a friday :( But am happy now to be off.
Have a lovely day my friend!


Debby@Just Breathe said...

Love the pregnant Italian girl story! A Friday full of laughs.
Have a great weekend.

momto8 said...

haha too funny!! and another reason to smile!
Thank you for your thoughts for me today. i am grateful you are my blogging friend. Have a happy smiling weekend!!

Ginny said...

Sorry about your blog problem, how frustrating!! My favorite today has to be those guitar playing kindergartners!! I wonder where it is?

That corgi :) said...

Love your new blogger picture, Sandie!! Too funny with that first joke!! have a great weekend!


Ann said...

that video of the old man was so funny.
I haven't had any problems recently with commenting. Hope it clears up soon

Starry Dawn said...

Hi Sandie,
This one is a great post.
I like the story of the Italian man, the girl and her family. It was a funny story, dear Sandie.
Thank you for sharing it with the world!! You are an amazing friend.
God bless you, and those you love!!
Happy Easter, sweetheart!!
Warm Hugs & Blessings,
Poet & Song-Writer Starry Dawn.

Randy said...

Great post. I love the photo of the pup with goggles.

Modern Day Disciple said...

I lova thea Italiano Huma...;)

andy said...

thats funny ! have a great weekend !

Susan said...

Hello Dear Sandie..I can always count on you to have really cool things on your post. I loved the old fella shooting his first turkey-----in the frozen food section. HA HA HA HA HA That was a riot.

And those little musicians! Wowsers.

So many good chuckles. Thanks, Honey. Susan

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Have a wonderful weekend my friend!
thank you for visiting Paytons family.

BlueShell said...

magnificent entry! I'm still laughing.
And the children...so talented...I love those films...and the jokes...all lovely...and the thoughts too...

thank you for sharing. I was needing something happy!


Betty Manousos@ CUT and DRY said...


very funny stuff, most definitely something i needed to read today. love the ants!

thank you for this delightful post, sandie!

big hugs!

Sarah (Nikki) said...

those videos travel in groups are too funny. Love the feel good feeling I have coming here. Hope your weekend is awesome.

Anonymous said...

Happy Weekend my friend

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Thank you for another very honorable mention! Oh, and some of those (especially the Italian pregnancy story) reminded me of the fact that it may be time to start taking Depends more seriously.

Grandma Bonnie said...

I want to shoot a turkey. That is so funny. Thank you for the laughs. Have a good week. I hope you enjoy.

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

I loved that quote from the Help. Actually, I think that's one of my all time favorite movies.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

something is wrong with bloggy

your comment button is missing for your saturday post... and a lot of my comments i left on blogs are gone!

Anonymous said...

Sandie, I hope you are having a great time on break! Just wanted to drop by and thank you for your sweet comments on my blog. I miss you, too!

I'm on Mr. Magpie's computer and am out to visit everyone who came by. This is awful not having my own computer, but hopefully that will change in the not too distant future.

Love you...



P.S. Be safe and have FUN!

Sharon said...

I'm coming a little late to the party, so I'm not having the comment problems. But I have noticed for the last few days that when I try to go to my home page, I'm getting an error message a lot.

And...evidently Blogger is going to FORCE us to upgrade to the new formatting. I DO NOT LIKE when I am forced to change my stuff. GRRR....

Loved this today.

My favorite was the Italian pregnancy story. What a great punchline!!

nancygrayce said...

I loved the Italian pregnancy story too! I just laughed out loud! I am pretty sure this is the day I wasn't able to comment! I think there may have been some issues with Blogger....sigh! Don't they realize we're confused enough without their help!?

I couldn't see any way to comment on your March 31 post.

barbara l. hale said...

Got a great chuckle out of this! Wow, are those kids playing the guitars for real?? But I'm not sure that gettin' old is all that much fun. Maybe I should get a rifle. lol.