Fun Friday with a little help from my friends....

 

 

Senior Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Mohave, AZ , are all excited About their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss The wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they Go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

         

MAN OF THE HOUSE

 

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled: You can be  THE Man of Your House. 
 

Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he  stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on,   you need to  know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.'

You will prepare  me a gourmet meal tonight,   bring it to me, and when I am done eating my  meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.   

After   dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love  the way I want! 

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. 

You  will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my  robe.  

You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of  tension so that I can sleep like a baby. 

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to  dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first  guess, unless I have you cremated." 

 

 

Church Fart (thanks Debby at Just Breathe)

This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.
An elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He Scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

I loved Mr. Fred Rogers and this just made me feel so good thinking back.  Do you know he was a Presbyterian Minister?


Thank you Monica at Expressly Corgi.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." - Ruth E. Renkel

  
AND ONE MORE THING - FOR SOME REASON I AM NOT ABLE TO TELL WHO JUST JOINED ME - BUT THANK YOU.