HAPPY TGIF TO YOU ALL!
Thank You Sandra at Madsnapper
LEAVING TOWN
To help save the economy, the Government will announce
next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting
seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security
and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember
how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you.
Then it dawned on me ... oh, shoot ...
I'll see you on the bus!
It amazes me how the brain can react to stuff like this.
I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers . Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.
7H15 M3554G3
53RV35 7O PR0V3
H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N
D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!
1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!
1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG
17 WA5 H4RD BU7
N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3
Y0UR M1ND 1S
R34D1NG 17
4U70M471C4LLY
W17H 0U7 3V3N
7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,
B3 PROUD! 0NLY
C3R741N P30PL3 C4N
R3AD 7H15.
PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F
U C4N R34D 7H15.
This is the best kind of reminder I've ever had about my age. You'll have to try it because it works.
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway -
but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ..
If you haven't, add 1761.
6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2012) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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48 comments:
I'm first! I have never been first!
This week was very cool. I found the liar, read the number thingie out loud, and discovered that I'm weak in math.
That's because my answer was wrong with the chocolate math thing until I found a math error of the stupid sort.
I kept reading all of these to my hubby over breakfast..I finally said go to Chatty Crone! I think he has your blog in his favs now, too! Thanks for a fun start to the day! I got the cat trapped the second time! lol
Someone sent me that cat thing a few weeks ago and it almost drove me crazy (short trip, I know) Lol I had to delete it before I lost my mind
Happy Friday to you too, Sandie! Lot's of fun again this morning. Thank you!
love the deportation, i would be on the bus for sure.
Getting older certainly isn't any joke but there seems to be a lot of joking going on about it. I guess life is more fun when you can laugh about what ails you. I try to laugh alot and most of the time I'm laughing at my self. We really do have to make the time to have fun sometimes. Laughter is the best medicine for sure! Thanks for all the smiles today. Have a fantastic Friday!!!
Thanks for the giggle!
Hi Sandie...Thanks for the Friday chuckles. Have a good day! See ya on the bus! Susan
Haha! What a fun post :) I came across a few of them this week while I was looking for something. My favorite was the number message - I felt smart afterwards for a few moments, lol!
Lots of fun this morning....with a little boost to get my brain started. Thanks Sandie.
A bus trip is in my near future!
How does that math thing work???? That's amazing. Just for giggles I went back and chose a different number and it still worked out.
You know I love the Friday stuff!! Oh it's good to laugh for sure! Hugs, Linda
Wow..that was a full fun filled post. I've done the chocolate age thing before, amazing. You have a boat load of buttons. (I hope to have one soon to join in.) Thanks for the laughs.
Oh..that cat!!!
I love your header picture!
Have a great weekend!
Found the word. Now, when you get on the bus look for me, I'll bring the coffee and muffins.
Are you surprised at how many of us are saving you a seat on the bus? Lol!
I trapped the cat right away. You're right about casting a wide circle first and narrowing in...just like catching a husband. ;-)
Good stuff.
I'm going to have to share that chocolate math one- too good!
You had a lot of friends' help today, some really neat goodies here. I'll pick two.
I like the cartoon about being married to a friend who doesn't remember anything you say. Did you ever read the book, "Trading Stamps, or something like that. All the built up hurts and bad talking is saved like the old "Green Stamps" and then cashed in, i.e. reminded strongly of to the other mate, during a really bad argument. We used to sell those books on our Christian book spinner racks we had placed in the Safeway grocery stores.
The other is the bus trip. Do you know why those two men (just a handfull) were liked by the ladies to have along? The guys would help with the ladies' luggage.
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some pretty cute things today. :)
hahaha so funny. it is fun to lighten up sometime, huh?!
happy Friday!
And HAPPY FRIDAY back to you!
'hugs from afar'
Lots of items to make me smile today! I hope you have a really great weekend.
Fun stuff! Thanks for sharing it all!
I swear I see two ladies from our town on that bus. Guess I hadn't caught up to it yet.
I never was any good with cats : ) Sneaky little bugger.
You have lightened my spirits once again and I didn't even know they were getting heavy.
Thanks Chatty!
I loved the puzzles. great for my mind. Keeps me on my toes.
You do an amazing job collating all this information daily to share in order to bring some laughter into our lives- thank you so much!
cool with the Liar; tilted my head a bit and there it was :) I read that thing with all the numbers, etc., it was cool when the words started looking like words :)
all cute Sandie!
relax this weekend, but I'm sure you can't with your busy schedule!
betty
Cute stuff Sandie! I did catch the kitty. :) Have a great weekend!!!
ok the kitty thing is going to make me crazy. I almost had him but then I messed it up :)
FUN STUFF. Loved it. Couldn't see the kitty though. Just a blank frame showing.
Sorry, I am still trying to get my *&#@ language under control because of the DARN cat.
Going to give it another shot. Not sure I can thank you for that:))
What a super fun brain bending post! Once I saw 'liar' I couldn't see anything else again! lol
Have a great weekend!
I saw liar right away and thrilled to find out I have a strong mind. I cheated on the chocolate age thingy...sorry. I agree that you need to add fun to your life..that is why I stop by your blog. :)
Hi! I've been crazy busy again with errands, dr appt, grocery/rx stop and can finally comment to you my friend! I read you post first thing this am while still in my cozy bed. I was about to pee my pants at the e-cards and seniors on the bus!!
I dashed just in time to reach the potty..whew!!!!
Ever since you put that beautiful picture in the heade I have been meaning to say how great that makes me feel when it pops up after I click Chatty. I love it.
Also love the puzzles. Like the cat. And I like to have never seen the 'Liar'. I love those. If I was still drawing in public, I would use that one.
'I have lost my mind and I too, am pretty sure the boys took it.'
Love it great read. Thanks.
I got that one about the bus from a friend. I can't help but wonder who are those people on the bus and do they realize they're going around the Internet? I laugh every time I read it.
fun post! I am your newest follower! I cannot wait to read more of your posts and hope that maybe you can return the favor and follow my preppy blog. I always comment for every comment left on my page and hope to start a friendly relationship with your wonderful blog!
You know we laugh about seniors being deported...see you on the bus.
However, a friend I knew who migrated to Oz from Austria, had to share her house with another family..what will our governments come up with next???
What a great post!
Happy Friday to you!
love
tweedles
I'm proud of myself: I could read the message...the one that just "certain people" can read...that proofs that my mind can do "amazing things" - even when the message is in English...LOL It was soooo fun!
And the "age thing"...hilarious!
I just could not see the CAT...
This was a WONDERFUL ENTRY!!!
Have a big hug and God bless you!
Isabel /blueShell
Thanks for the laugh Sandie!
well i have passed out from my suger doping to low and broke a keyboard. dose that count???
Hi Sandie. So many funnies for us today and they really did make me smile. I love the one with all the old people on the bus leaving town!! Hope you're having a lovely weekend.
These are hysterical. I fall asleep all the time with my computer but thankfully it's a laptop and I'm in bed! The old people on the bus was very cute. Hope you're having fun at the wedding today!
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