"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, March 15, 2013

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends.


Debbie at Just Breathe

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed
in between the  pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
'I think it's Adam's underwear!
 Thank you Kim


An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. And was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied,


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.  He gasps to the operator, 'I think my friend Sal is dead!  What should I do?'
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,  'Just take it easy and follow my instructions.  First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence....and then a gun shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line,  'Okay, now what ?'



A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. The girl says: "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street, stopping for another red light -the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window and she says: "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
He ignores her again and continues down the street, and stops for still another red light.
The girl catches up again all out of breath. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the
window. Again she says: "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. The trucker gets out of the
truck, approaches the blonde girl and says:
"Hi, my name is Kevin and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"




Ms. A said...

I'm a little slow and it took me a second on the horse. How cool!

Pondside said...

I've missed this! Thanks for the great laughs - but especially for the last frame, as it is just what my post tonight is about!
Great minds......

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Sandie .. love the Bible one .. they're always so funny .. thanks for finding them ..

Enjoy the weekend .. cheers Hilary

Wanda's Wings said...

I love the horse picture! The BIBLE one was just too cute.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Loved them all! Happy Weekend Sandie:@)

Nancy Claeys said...

These were all so great -- love starting my day this way! Thank you Sandie. :)

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

It's always great to end the week with some smiles. Thanks for sharing. Hope you have a fantastic Friday!

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

great post!! love it. ( :

Jill said...

These are hysterical and the last one is so true!

Granny Annie said...

I believe carrying so many plastic bagss at once to avoid a second trip is the reason I keep having trigger finger. Why do we do that? Loved the cartoon... loved everything. I did not get the drunk driver story and wonder if it's just me or if part of the story is missing. Thanks again Sandie for a great Friday.

Theresa said...

Oh how you have made me giggle this Friday morning! I loved the card trick:) Have a blessed day dear friend, HUGS!

Optimistic Existentialist said...

LOL the "walking" deck of cards cracked me up :)

andy said...

Love it !!! Laughs laugh !! The one of the elderly man was great ! Have a wonderful day and weekend !

Tree Hugger - Suzan said...

Love them all - but that huge dog peeing????? Where on earth? Too Funny! Have a great weekend Sandie!

My Journey With Candida said...

Wow!! Where did the week go. Friday just snuck right up on me. Have a GREAT weekend Sandie!!

Sandra said...

adams underwear YUCK YUCK YUCK LOL and a lot of funny ha ha's today... i see you are ready for the greening of the week end.

Anonymous said...

so much funny in one spot!!!!!

TexWisGirl said...

i'm that person carrying in the groceries, for sure. :)

loved adam's underwear. :)

Jeanie said...

Good laughs to start the weekend.
I was a little slow with the horse but I finally saw it.

Shelly said...

These were great! The one with all the grocery bags is...me!

Beth said...

Great post Sandie! When I look in the mirror now I see my mother. lol!

Sarah (Nikki) said...

love that last picture....the best connection...in the forest. Yeahhh. wishing you a great weekend. Hugs from my heart to yours.

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

LOL over the better memory cartoon. Awesome.

jack69 said...

Love the entry, but my favorites are the Cookie monster and the HORSE!!
A very relaxing read, THANKS.

Gail Dixon (Louisiana Belle) said...

Sandie, you are so fun! One of my faves!! These all made me LOL. Great way to start the weekend. Thank you!

Renae at simple sequins said...

Let me tell you, since I was sick last week I have sounded like my Mom! I keep saying to my HM, "OMyGosh! That sounded just like my Mom!" Isn't that funny you put that thought up here today?

Have a great and fun weekend with all the stuff; parties and parties and parties!

Along These Lines ..... said...

Yeah, the horse got me until I realigned my bifocals.

Alice Arthigton said...

very cute post, and yes i still live. LOL

Betty (picture circa 1951) said...

I can relate best to the one on memory. Just ask my family.

Susannah said...

I love the one where the old man is going to a lecture by Jeannie.....sure it's his wife! But they all made me laugh!!! Keep going, Sandie. These were great!!!!!

Growing up with horses must have helped me get the horse one right away. Beautiful horse.

Betsy Adams said...

HA HA HA ---Love the salt truck one.... AND Adam's Underwear.... AND the "Make sure he is dead" is GREAT.....



Still smiling over the underwear. Sweet, indeed.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

tee hee hee- the doggy doing pee pee is very funny!

The Boston Lady said...

The grocery bag one is so me! Ann

Ginny said...

You are SOOOOOO pretty today, Sandie. And we have THE EXACT SAME quotation on our blogs today!!!!! That is WILD!!!

That corgi :) said...

Love your tulips on your blog header Sandie! Definitely a sign of spring!! Too funny about the cookie and the monster under his bed :)

have a great weekend!


Sharon said...

Fun, fun, fun!!

Love the last quote. One of the things that I do love about my new mountain home is the *connection* that I feel with God in nature!


Ann said...

That one with the horse is really cool. Had to laugh at Adams underwear in the bible too....lol

Jim said...

Pretty awesome today, Sandy!!!

The plusses and minus:
# 1 Best, the YouTube card trick
# 2 Best, Blonde Joke
# 3 Best, Dogs looking for their ball over the fence
# 4 Best, Drunk man going to his lecture
# 5 Best, Italian making 911 call
- - - -
# 3 Bad, taking the green Chicago river out before St Patrick's Day comes
# 2 Bad, dog peeing on the fence
# 1 Bad, I couldn't understand the blonde joke -- Why didn't the SALT TRUCK driver care about losing his salt load? I had a SALT TRUCK driver make a left turn off the road into a field while I was passing him on his left side. He ran us into the ditch and totaled our car. We we were not hurt although our daughter was young and in her car seat in back where the car was pushed in the worst.
To this day I detest dumb SALT TRUCK drivers, they are dumber than the blondes, at least mine was.
He was on the way out to an oil rig (if you live in Texas you really should have an oil well) with his load for the salt water injection process there.

Merlesworld said...

I am a bit slow today must be too early in the morning but got there in the end, thanks for a good laugh.

Catherine said...

Dear Sandie, I just love you! You always lighten my heart with fun.
I read these to my kids and they enjoyed them too.
Blessings my dear and xoxo, Catherine

Knitty said...

I need to slow my mornings down and get back into the Chatty Habit and look for your new posts. I so love your Fridays!!!!

Betty Manousos said...

what fun!

adams underwear LOL!
thanks, sandie! i had the best giggle ever!

the tulips in your header are so lovely!

EM Illustrator said...

Wow that card trick was awesome :) Some funny things you've shared this weekend. I am a bit late :( trying to catch up with this new reader thingy...