Fun Friday with a little help from my friends.

TGIF!

Debbie at Just Breathe

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered

through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked

up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed

in between the  pages.

'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,

'I think it's Adam's underwear!
 Thank you Kim

kelly

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. And was asked where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied,
Jeannie

WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.  He gasps to the operator, 'I think my friend Sal is dead!  What should I do?'
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,  'Just take it easy and follow my instructions.  First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence....and then a gun shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line,  'Okay, now what ?'

Joe

 

A trucker stops for red light and a blonde girl catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. The girl says: "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street, stopping for another red light -the girl again catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window and she says: "Hi my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
He ignores her again and continues down the street, and stops for still another red light.
The girl catches up again all out of breath. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the
window. Again she says: "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!"
He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops. The trucker gets out of the
truck, approaches the blonde girl and says:
"Hi, my name is Kevin and I am driving a SALT TRUCK!"

Melody

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY-