Fun Friday With A Little Help From My Friends and Feline Friday!

I borrowed  no stole this from Linda Eller!

You know I am a dog lover - but I am a cat liker too!  I think they loos so soft and cuddly   I just can't get too near them for I just can't breathe.  So join Sandee over at Comedy Plus for a day of Feline Fun.

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" 

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" 

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother" 

The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" 

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" 

Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says: "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind, and handsome, young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful, the likes of him neither she, nor the world, had ever seen. 

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."

And with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man, she had ever seen. 

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and; held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, as he whispered ... "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered." 

Thank you Sandee!  Comedy Plus

 Ever have one of these days?

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking!

A FALCON NESTING IN A TREE

  http://i.imgur.com/YW6Fufm.jpg

Thank you Monica. 

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have  you   ever  seen a Twenty  Dollar bill all crumpled up?"

 

"No,"    said her husband

 

She    gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3  buttons of    her   blouse, 

and    slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,    silky   push-up    bra, 

and    pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill

 

He    took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled    approvingly.

She    then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled    up?"

 

"Uh...    no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his    voice.

 

She    gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and    seductively  

reached    into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty    Dollar bill.

 

He    took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little    quicker  

with  anticipation.

 

"Now,"    she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled    up?"

"No    way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused    and   excited, 

to    which she replied....

"Go    look in the garage!".

   

(DID YOU GET WHAT IS CRUMPLED UP IN THE GARAGE? HER CAR!)

Thank you Monica

I didn't do it!

Betcha didn't know this;

How yodeling began

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?" "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn,! and she too did not return for an hour.

Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.

She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth , and yelled out..... "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO"

Thank you Sharon.

Always keep your eyes and ears open!

THE LAUGH:

This is what I look like today - and how the week has gone.   

THE LIFT: