Fun Friday with a little help from my friends...

THANKS SHARON -

  If my body were a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've
      got bumps, dents, scratches; my headlights are out of focus.   My 
      gearbox is seizing up; it takes me  hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no           reason and every time  I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my                     exhaust backfires!

Don't sweat the small stuff and truth is - it's all small stuff.

Okay Okay it's Friday, but it is still cute.

            Painting  the Church
                   
            There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very
            interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned

            down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. 

            As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually
            the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside
            of one of their biggest buildings.

            Smokey put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job. 

            So he set about erecting the scaffolding and  setting up the planks,
            and buying the paint and yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with
            turpentine......... 

            Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly
            completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder,
            the sky opened and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint
            from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to
            land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale

            puddles of the thinned and useless paint.

            Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty,
            so he got down on his knees and cried:

            "Oh God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?" 

            And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke.

            (you're going to love this)

            "Repaint! Repaint!  And thin no more!" 

THE LAUGH (MORE):

THE LIFT: