Well yesterday was - I have the same birthday Elizabeth Taylor had!
Elizabeth Taylor and Chatty - I look a lot like her - when she was a young girl!
The winners of the Valentine Contest are:
JP at A Quiet Place
Sally - Retired English Teacher
Georgie at Tweedles
They were picked by my daughter. Send me your addresses so I can mail them to you.
REMEMBER these are LITTLE BITTY fun prizes only!!
HOW ABOUT MY FAVORITE SONG LATELY AND IT HAS A HEART IN IT!
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
Okay if I have not made you laugh today I don't know what else to do!