I don't know about you all - but I do know this is true for me.
I LOVE FRIDAYS!
I don't think there is much hat could make me mad on Fridays.
Or much that could get me down on Fridays.
That is why I post for sure on Fridays.
Don't regular children throw temper tantrums like this?
At what age do they stop?
My thinking of a Monday.
Technology changes every living things lives.
My grandson's way of saying, "I didn't mean to!"
I have heard some say we deserve medals for how hard we had to work for our grades - no pushing of a button for us.
Or Disco
If you believe this one let me know - I have some property to sell yah!
Said Mr. Chatty to Mrs. Chatty
Who else can do it?
On a bitterly cold winter
morning a husband and wife in Hixon were listening
to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going
to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so
the snow plows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow
today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all
men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going
to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so
the snow plows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow
today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all
men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
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A HELPFUL TIP - thanks Monica
THE LAUGH:
THE LIFT:
Another lift - double or nothing!
THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
Chatty Crone and ole Disco. . .
We are both tired this week!
62 comments:
Oh, I love the baby elephant picture! Happy Friday!
happy friday, sandie!
thanks for the smiles.
i especially loved that bottom one. i've been feeling the same way lately. lol!
big hugs!
I laughed so hard all the way through this one...even though I am a natural blond! hahaha! Sweet hugs! Get some rest my friend!
Extra special post today Sandie!
Have a great weekend!
Love this weeks Friday...I look forward to your Friday post, they make me laugh.
I love Friday too!!!
Now that I am retired, I don't really pay much attention to what day of the week it is. The only way I know it is Saturday is that Steve makes bacon for breakfast.
But when I worked, Friday was my favorite. I would stay up late on Friday night because I could and savor that I had 2 full days coming to ME and I could do whatever I pleased.
Happy Friday!
I feel like that baby elephant sometimes!
Cute post, Chatty... Love the one about a woman's backside!!!! Also loved the one about parking in the snow....
I used to love Fridays since that was my day OFF from work for many years. These days, everyday is Friday to me... Love it!
Hugs,
Betsy
Love that elephant baby tantrum. Actually, I loved everything here. The battery test was very helpful, thank you and have a great rest of this Friday. Samson Says: Snooze on Disco, atta boy!
I love this one. The baby elephant would be me of late. My Yardman... Need I say more? ;-)
There was one I thought was great about the women with a sides living longer than the men who mention it. LOL.
Love you and TGIF!
xo
Sheila
Fridays at your blog are always fun! Loved the joke abt men who mention their wives big backside. LOL. Have a good weekend, Sandie!
I am pooped today too...hey...I got my present!! You'll read about it this week...I love it!!!!...:)JP
Oh Chatty, you're back and with the best ones so far, I think! Loved all the photos and jokes. Do get some rest. You deserve it! I said so! I have four cute Aunty Acid jokes on my blog, if you'd like a couple more laughs! Love ya!
Some time back, I sent that (exact) promise to my kids. If memory serves, I got no response.
Happy Friday!
Love that battery test! Thank you...can't wait to try it out. Thanks again for the smiles you give us. You are a Special girl!
Kitty on tv pic is way too cute...
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Awe, why are you tired? I hope that you are alright.
Today I wish that I was a baby Elephant in cool, cool mud and the time is Springtime. My Blood Pressure is very high and I am holding on to hope that it will get lower. Your blog certainly made me laugh and feel good inside. Thanks!
s always a great Fun Friday. Loved the conversation between Chatty and Mr. Chatty.
Naming the dog 5 miles is a great idea.
I nearly became hysterical at the leave it in the Garage.
Thanks for the laughs again. Keep it up, that is supposed to make me live longer...
So far so good!
I will admit Friday was always the best day of the week when I was working but now I like Monday now I'm retired just because I once hated it so much.
Always a good laugh.
Merle............
Lots of fun things here today. That battery testing method is
incredible. I have some batteries that got mixed up and I have no idea which are GOOD and which are BAD-now I know how to test them.
Happy Friday to you- xo Diana
Thanks for the laughs. There really is something about Friday. Love it.
Got a kick out of the elephant, a tantrum AND a facial at the same time! Happy Weekend:@)
Hahahhaha Oh Sandie. These were good. Loved the one about the dog named 5 miles and the tweety bird taking a nap. Got a good chuckle to day. Thanks. Susan
Smiled at them all. Hope you get some rest. Take care.
LOL with the joke about parking the car in the garage! All great laughs today, Sandie! I too like Fridays; something "magical" about them to have the week ended and the weekend with a little time to ourselves!
Hope you get some rest!
betty
Awww...have a restful weekend and thanks for the laughs.
Fridays are such a great day! I think that's first pic is what I must look like each Friday too lol.
Have a great weekend friend!
Disco is such a cutie! I love Fridays because of you --- I know I will have a good chuckle! Get some rest please, and have a great weekend.
I liked prehistoric googling. Do kids still go to the library to do reports? Such a different world now. I guess all the door to door encyclopedia salesmen have gone out of business.
You.Are.AWESOME!!!
Happy Friday!!
Happy Friday!
love
tweedles
Oh fun and funny. Glad you spotted the page of my pink updates. I have been so busy today tell friends and family and I HAD TO GET IN A nap!
So I am loving these new Snark E Cards. Dang cute. More do more!!!
Have a tremendous weekend and I sure will now that I know my path more certain. Yay!!!! ♥
By the time I got way down here, I forgot what I wanted to write to you about. Oh yeh.....isn't that the cutest little elephant rear end you ever saws? AND the woman who kept going out in the snow to move her car....not to smar..as they say. Each one was so funny. I love your Friday posts. I am sorry you and Disco are tired. Give in and rest up this weekend!
Be restful,
Susannah
happy friday to you, thanks for the laughs
You've got some really good ones, as usual. And I bet my kids would all nod to that one about being a parent. My oldest might even 'get it.' ;) Happy weekend to you!
I enjoyed reading it, brings smile in me. Thanks for sharing...
You make me happy sweet friend, thanks.
What a great post with so many chuckles in your clip arts.
Hugs, Rose
I love laughing and you gave us much to chuckle about today, Sandie! That little elephant in the mud just cracked me up. Hope all is well with you and you feel perky again real soon! Get some rest this weekend.
Hi Sandie Dear!
Cute, sweet, fun, endearing, thought provoking and true! You know I love them all but I do remember my Mom telling me no one would ever love me as much as her-she was right, of course! Why does it take soo long to figure out that our parents were always right?
Love,
Jemma
Oh boy, I did a LOT of prehistoric googling!
I anticipate finally having more time to catch up with my bloggy friends. It's been too long since I stopped by and I had forgotten how much you always make me smile :-) Ann
you always make me smile an I misse you, before christmas my eyes took a turn for the worse, my blogging ended, then last week we found a program for the visually impaired an I am back, I had to start over though, the program wouldd only work that way, same name but new blog, I'm so glad to be back
Hi Sandie, I am tired this week too, though your kind and wonderful humor never disappoints or fails to make me feel better.
Disco is simply adorable.
I love Fridays too. I guess it is the kid in us.
I hope all is well and you feel better soon.
Blessings dear friend. Catherine xo
Hi there, you are always the oe to put a smile on my face...cute post...LOL~~ Debb
awww. hope today you and ole disco get a chance to kick back and relax. Hugs Chatty....from my heart to yours.
awww. hope today you and ole disco get a chance to kick back and relax. Hugs Chatty....from my heart to yours.
I liked aLL OF THEM. you and Disco had the right idea on that last onwe.
love the Friday dog, the horse thing has happened to me but I don't recall him apologizing to me, and the promise to my kids is oh so true. Kids do not grow up til they are parents and some, not even then...
Oh, the battery thing really does work. Thanks Sandie
Hi girl, Sandie,
Oh! I love Fridays as much as you do. I love every single spot in this post, especially the one with the baby elephant, and the old lady complaining to her hubby about forever love and care...
The batteries' video is also good.
I think you are fantastic in every single way, sweet Sandie.
Thank you for posting your comments in My Nature Blog last post for this year! But, I don't think you read it to the very end, because I am reporting very sad news in there...
I am so glad you take good care of your beloved ones, including your grandson's loving puppy, Disco.
Of course, this is the way it should always be in normal countries with nice civilized folks. Thank you again for reading my posts, and writing to me!
God bless you, my dear friend.
Blessings,
Starry.
Hi Sandy - I always love your take on life .. the elephants stomping around .. and I'm not sure when they grow up?! Sleeping - yes .. that sounds like an excellent idea - yet I don't do it .. lots to do I guess .. and the car story - honestly!
Cheers to you all and Disco or 5 miles! happy week as it's now Tuesday .. Hilary
That's so true about the cat on the TV - my late cat Cleo used to love the top of the TV. She would be out of luck now - hadn't thought of that.
Sweet of Baby Disco!!
love that baby elephant picture!! Can just imagine what momma elephant is thinking :-}}}
Ah, Sandie, those were wonderful. I love to laugh, and these sure gave me a laugh. So fun. Love the Disco photo!!
Okay, the elephants throwing themselves in the mud is adorable!
And I agree...the first five days of the week are the hardest! lol
Be well, friend!
I loved the Promise to My Children. Boy oh boy, that sums up my heart! I keep trying to convince my sons that I'm annoying and meddlesome because I care! Sometimes I think they believe me!
XO
I'm still laughing over the Cinderella themed party. I think I will throw one of those for me.
Hope you are well. Hugs.
Cute Disco with his raccoon. I've certainly had days I felt like throwing myself in the mud. LOL.
I was sure I left a comment here! Love all your Friday funnies as usual. I too feel very tired. Maybe it's the time of year?
i love the baby elephants!
love
tweedles
Thanks for the smiles.
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