Good morning - come on in - bring your coffee - Chatty's chattin'!
A friend to another, “what are the names of your dogs?”
Then she responded that one was named Rolex and the other Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HellOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs."
Which side of your brain is more dominant
THE PSYCHIATRIST AND
PROCTOLOGIST
Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist (and) Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
They put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted
they change it.
The docs changed it to read:
Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids.
This was also not
acceptable.
So they again changed the sign to
read:
Catatonics and High
Colonics - no go.
Next they tried:
Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives - thumbs down
again.
Then came:
Minds and Behinds
- still no good.
Another attempt resulted in:
Lost Souls and Butt
Holes - unacceptable again!
So they tried:
Nuts and Butts -
no way.
Freaks and Cheeks
- still no good.
Loons and Moons -
forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs
finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends. Everybody loved it !!! (Thanks Debby)  Okay let's take a minute breather - and do a little stretching. Get the brain going. Don't fall asleep there. |
See this picture? I would love to do that to someone I know. Anyone know me well enough to know to who? I might have told some of you!
Thanks Susan
Thanks Susan
Thanks Jenn
Thanks Jenn
Disco and his boy!
I will tell y'all I think I'm gonna live! I am feeling better - cough is the last thing to go - thanks for all your concerns.
I will tell y'all I think I'm gonna live! I am feeling better - cough is the last thing to go - thanks for all your concerns.
THE INSPIRATION:
THE LAUGH:
THE LIFT:
Love, chatty . . .
36 comments:
Great post. Love the Psychiatrist and Proctologist one. Totally love the penguins too. Thanks for making me smile.
Love, love, love all! And you, Chatty. Have a fun Friday. Susan
Hi Sandie - you always have great comics, quotes and fun ideas ... loved them all ... the doc ones were good, while the boy and Disco - beat the lot!!
Cheers and I've been away, but am glad you're feeling better .. Hilary
I'm glad you're finally feeling better...poor dear! I love the leaves getting swept under the sidewalk! Happy Friday! Hugs, Diane
Fridays are always fun because of you! How did you do on the brain test? I came out almost equal, 47 Left, 53 Right.
You can come up with the funniest and unusual things, you entertain me so much. Have to say I liked that penguin!
I took the text - 72 right brained. I think I knew I was right brained anyway.
Happy Friday!
Glad your feeling better.. Love the side walk art....I have always wanted to do that someplace. It is to hard on the knees :( So much to take in ...still smiling over the name's of the watch dogs and the Penguins is adorable... cute subtle humor... just my style.
I do love Chatty, lol!!
Watch Dogs, huh??? ha ha
I took the test and came our Left-Brained (not surprised since my creativity is lacking)--63% to 37%...
Love the "Odds and Ends" one... Cute.
I'll bet I know who you want to 'wamp'.... ha ha
Hope you are feeling better now.
Hugs,
Betsy
hang in there Girl, hugs xxx
My favorite picture is boy and dog, always! He is not so much a cute kid now as a very handsome young man!! And this picture really shows how much he has grown. Do you watch Downton Abbey? Love the daisies!
Doctors who deal in odds and ends bloody great...........
The reason while depends are call depends sounds about right.........
Hi Sweet Girl,
First off-so thankful you are getting well!
Second, I love the water rippling and the butterfly-did you know it is the migration of the butterflies right now?
We have oodles of them floating around us whenever we go outside, this picture made me think of them. You know, I love nature!
It is a great Friday, thanks to you!
Love,
Jemma
Happy Friday to YOU!!!
LOVE Downton Abby!! That's right Grandmama, It's our job to give our opinion!! And it seems that Mary need's some of Grandmama's guidance!!
Awesome picture of Disco and Grandson!! Grandma Chatty- make sure that music isn't too loud in his young ears!!!
Smiles as always...and the cough always takes the longest with the Pres too!...:)JP
Dear Sandie, I am glad you are feeling better.
It does seem like the week was long and I am tired too.
I hope all is well and take good care of your cough. Pamper and baby yourself a bit. You deserve it.
I wish you lived closer.
Blessings dear. Catherine xo
I love it all...but I do love that daisy and butterfly picture....it's beautiful...so much peace.
Have a great week, Sandie...and take good care. Hugs. :)
"It depends on who is in the will"!! Ya gotta love Maxine. LOL
Always love your Friday posts, that's a great photo of GS and disco, I love his happy smile.
It has been a rough week alright, and having a chilling weekend. Enjoy your Sunday
Hugs
Eva
loved scrolling through these. The pick of Disco and his boy - beautiful picture of the two of them. As for your going to live....you bet you are. Happy Sunday, Chatty.
Sooo happy to hear you're feeling stronger, Sandie. I came over here early last week but when I clicked on the title it said something about this post cannot be found. Crazy blogland!
These are great, but that shot of Andy and Disco is super!
Hello from Trish. Wishing you well.
I'm liking these today, Sandie. The watch dog was almost like a 'blonde joke' changed a bit?
Glad you are feeling better still. Mrs. Jim is too, she is wanting to do things that worry me. She cannot afford another fall.
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I thought the one about the two doctors was my favorite from this week because it made me chuckle right out loud.
But when I got to that one at the end about things that can't be recoveredl, it spoke to me so much that I dubbed it my favorite part instead.
I really love that bird mural! And the blond joke made me laugh.
Love the 'odds and ends'. What a hoot.
A little late to the party this week. But boy oh boy, I loved this one!
There were laughs, and good advice. There was some brain stuff, and some great quotes. There was GS and Disco - always a winner in my book!
Thanks for this. Made my Monday. And I am so very glad to hear that you're feeling better!
Oh, another possible for the doctors?
"For Heads and Going to the Head."
No???
So glad you are ALL better!!!
You have the bestest photos that make us smile!
love
tweedles
I missed this being in NC but all of them are so funny. Now my question to you...the penguins...who is it?
Glad your on the mend my friend.
Hugs
I love the side of the garage and the sidewalk. I think I'd get in trouble though if I tried that here. Maybe someday I'll live out in the country where there aren't a lot of rules and regulations. Betty
Now I know why they are called DEPENDS!
So funny, you are a hoot. xx
I love DA- it's one of my favorites. It was so hard to wait for the new season to get here.
All good ones, as usual. I laughed about the doctors!
And shame on the penguin. ;)
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