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The Black Bra

(as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels
and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet a few days later to
exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my dreams...I love you." Then we made
passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, my black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door
and saw me he said:

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" What's for dinner, Zorro?
(Thank you Debby at Just Breathe)

This is dogfully submitted by Disco!

Here I am joining FELINE FRIDAY - Come Join Sandee - if you love your cat!  lol

At least here in this house.

 A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

 They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' Potato,’ and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her  into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.  She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .
And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.. (that's Potato University ).   So that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

 But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

                          Tom Brokaw!

                          Mr.. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw Because he's just.......

                          Are you ready for this?
                          Are you sure?

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                          Here it is!

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                          COMMONTATER

Get it - lol Thanks sharon

If you want to roll on the floor and laugh yourself to death - watch this - 3 minutes.  Thanks Jeannie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlgAirxONLo&list=RD02KPgpRw9tiuM

                                         

On Kids telling the truth.  HILARIOUS! 

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.           

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. 

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends,  family and work.

 I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump,    and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. 

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. 

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

THE LAUGH:

Did you know pole Dancing is good for your health?  

THE LIFT: