"Life is lived forward, but understood backward. It is not until we are down the road and we stand on the mountain looking back through the valley that we can appreciate the terrain God has allowed us to scale.” Jill Savage

Friday, August 30, 2013

Fun Friday with a little help from my friends..;..


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   Click your mouse here: Sleepy Man Banjo Boys

The Black Bra

(as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels
and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet a few days later to
exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my dreams...I love you." Then we made
passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, my black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door
and saw me he said:
(You're gonna love this...)
" What's for dinner, Zorro?

(Thank you Debby at Just Breathe)

This is dogfully submitted by Disco!

At least here in this house.

 A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

 They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' Potato,’ and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her  into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.  She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring Cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland .
And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
And when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.. (that's Potato University ).   So that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

 But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

                          Tom Brokaw!

                          Mr.. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw Because he's just.......

                          Are you ready for this?
                          Are you sure?



                          Here it is!





Get it - lol Thanks sharon

If you want to roll on the floor and laugh yourself to death - watch this - 3 minutes.  Thanks Jeannie.

On Kids telling the truth.  HILARIOUS! 

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.           

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. 

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends,  family and work.

 I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump,    and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. 

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. 

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.


Did you know pole Dancing is good for your health?  


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Jeanie said...

Some good laughs today to start the weekend with....thanks, Sandie

Beth said...

Have a great day Sandie!

jack69 said...

Love it. Yeah, I like Bluegrass anyway, but love talent in any field. This kid is a real entertainer.
You too are an entertainer, althought TWICE his age!! hahaha

Oh yeah, I remember bed time for our boys although it was about 55 years ago.. Same thing then.

So right about the 'talk' behind your back..

HAVE A GREAT WEEK END. If I said everything I wanted to Iwould repeat your BLOG. Love it.

Cranberry Morning said...

Fun post, Sandie! Loved the potato story!!!! and of course Disco's submission of his favorite photo. lol

Have a great weekend!

Sandra said...

the negative iq could be mine. and about the bed.. Max our dog we had for 16 years, had the mine all mine bed thing going... the next 3 dogs were not allowed on the bed at all. but they do have the sofa and loveseat mine all mine

linda eller said...

You do find some goodies! Have a good Friday and nice holiday weekend.

Jemma said...

Okay, I am from Idaho!! LOVE the potato story!! Wink..wink...
Happy Hugs!

Susan said...

Hi Sandie...Hope you have a fun Friday. Your post today had some hilarious and really good stuff on it.

I LOVED the Sleepy Banjo Boys. WOW. Every single one of those kids was talented. Makes me want to whip out my banjo and start practicing again.

Sandee said...

I love the banjo band. What a great job those three young men did. So very young and so very talented.

Happy Feline Friday.

Have a terrific day and weekend honey. Big hugs. ☺

Paula said...

It was nice to wake up to the Sleepy Man Banjo Boys. They're great and so is all your other "stuff" here.

Helena said...

This blog has made my day -really set me up for the weekend! My, are those little musicians talented, the best finger-picking I've seen on a banjo in a kid! I also plan to spend tomorrow going through all the Jimmy Kimmel detector kids - I hadn't heard of him before (what with me being Scottish and all...!) so thank you for the link.....♥

thisisme said...

Hi Sandie. Loved all the funnies today, especially the Mask one and the Potato one. Thanks for making us smile. Enjoy your Labour Weekend!

Shelly said...

Loved the laughs, and Disco's contribution. Have a wonderful holiday weekend!

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

Great post today. Lots of good laughs all around. I'm a common tater that likes being in cahoots with bloggers like you!

Mike Golch said...

I swipped the IQ test,I may use it as a insult on a FB posting that I donot like.

Munir said...

Oh what fun the lie detector was. Your blogs are very entertaining. LOL
Have a great weekend.

TexWisGirl said...

love the disco pup. :)

stevebethere said...

Thank you for the larfs LOL

Have a funnytastic weekend ;-)

Terri D. said...

So much fun and so many giggles today, Sandie! Thanks!! I love the Blue Grass boys! They are amazing. I'll have to look for their CD. Love Blue Grass - took clogging lessons a long time ago!

Wishing you and yours a great long weekend!!

mail4rosey said...

LOL at the IQ

That video was awesome!

Donna said...

I think I'll try some pole dancing this weekend...Hahahaaa...
Happy weekend!

NanaDiana said...

Well,I can always count on a smile or two here- xo Diana

Kathe W. said...

fabulous post! Love it!

Eva Ason said...

Happy Friday my friend, am a bit late and finally my work week is over, just chilling now. Thank you for the giggles again

Ms. A said...

Zorro! LOL! IQ... mine too!

Barb said...

A wonderful, humorous, uplifting post; they always are. Have an awesome weekend, hon. Love you much.

Betsy Adams said...

Wow---those kids doing Bluegrass is AWESOME... Thanks for sharing.

Loved the Black Bra one!!!

I had heard the tater one before --but it was fun to read it again.

Thanks, Sandie.

Fabulous Petite said...

Happy fun Friday Sandie. Why not some good laughs to start the long weekend off. Thanks!


sparkle100-havealook.blogspot.com said...

Hilarious and really good stuff on it. Thanks Sandie.

Happy Friday and weekend.

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

cute ones. thx 4 the laughs. ( :

Lee said...

G'day Sandie...those young banjo players are brilliant! How great they are! I, too, love blue grass.

Thanks for the smiles.

Optimistic Existentialist said...

Love the panda! One of my top 5 favorite animals. Have a wonderful holiday weekend Sandie :)

Brenda @ Its A Beautiful Life said...

Oh my... I had me some good chuckles... especially loved the black bra story.

You keep helping us find the funny side of life...

Hope things are well in your world.

Anonymous said...

Great video! I do love Blue Grass, having grown up with it. Thanks for the good humour, too.

barbara l. hale said...

Wow! Those are some good laughs!! Love the last one about being in places. I might have to steal that one. BTW, I'm enjoying your FB posts. Keep it up!

Rose said...

Thanks for the chuckles Zorro! LOL

Pat MacKenzie said...

Another happy Friday post! Those blue grass boys are so talented. I've seen them before and enjoyed them.

Lynn@Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Loved the black bra joke and the lift is really inspirational! Happy Labor Day Weekend Sandie:@)

peggy said...

You are always so funny and come up with things I would never have seen on TV. Who doesn't love bluegrass and those cute boys. Thanks for the laughs too.

Cheryl @ TFD said...

Thanks for the laughs! Have a wonderful holiday weekend!

Dee said...

Yay you did it again...got me to laughing. Love the bra and commentator jokes. LOl And the potatoe story is a hoot. Those young boys sure have talent...I can not imagine....wow.

SweetMarie said...

Love fun Fridays with you! Hope you and your family enjoy your weekend!

Josie Two Shoes said...

A wonderful Friday collection of smiles, Sandie! I especially enjoyed the Feline Friday kitty with the IQ report, I almost think that has become a common test result these days!! ;-)

Jo-Anne Meadows said...

That banjo player was bloody great and the lie detector was bloody funny.......

nancygrayce said...

I've been in Sane often ......plenty of volunteers to drive me.

Laughed at the black bra and potato stories!

Have a great weekend!

Denise said...

You are so funny, lol

Dar said...

I've been in a yam a time or two...and being tater farmers, can relate...great stuff, per usual.
I was so happy to receive my winnings finally as the warehouse was out of stock of the NuNaturals at the time...what great stuff.
Thanks for sponsoring a great product.
Life is Good

Sharon said...

I really needed a laugh tonight, and of course you provided it for me!

Enjoyed all of this. And I especially liked the little cartoon submitted by Disco. Reminds me of a certain beagle that I've been sleeping next to the last few nights. How can one semi-small dog manage to crowd me into 10% of the bed???

Have a great weekend!


Jim said...

Have a nice weekend, Sandie. We are home finally. Pole dancing is an art.

Terri said...

I'm behind again! Great post Sandie- hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Grandma Bonnie said...

Thank you for all those laughs. I love the banjo music. Those kids will go far. Cute potato story! Hope you have a great weekend.

Mevely317 said...

These are winners! ... especially "Detective Jimmy" and the Truth Fairy! I wasn't too fond of Jimmy Kimmel at first, but he's growing on me. :)

Have a wonderful weekend!

Twinkie Mom said...

Love your graphics.
So true when I get to bed, I remember everything, then I can't sleep.

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha I always love your Friday posts! That first joke cracked me up. :D

Blondee said...

Excellent advice with the 'they're behind you for a reason', so very true!
Have a great weekend!

Lisa @ Two Bears Farm said...

Hope you are having a great weekend!

Lee said...

Further to our email exchanges, CC...I've clicked something on here that could...could...make a difference. If you reply here on your blog, we will know it worked...if not...we're back at square one! ;)

Lee said...

We'll try again, Sandie...this might work...who knows?

(Terry) My Journey With Candida said...

Hahaha... I have probably been in cahoots and didn't know it.

Happy Labor Day to you... enjoy the long weekend.

Theresa said...

Hahaha! My husband would pull the Zorro comment too. I guess the appeal of those things wears off with each passing year.

Have a great holiday weekend!

Betsy Brock said...

omg..thanks for the laughs. Zorro. That's the best. hahahaha. :)

Jackie said...

Oh, the one about the kids at bedtime is sooooo true!

Marsha @Spots and Wrinkles said...

I have not been in Cahoots with anyone in such a long time, I am not sure I remember what Cahoots looked like. Was it fun?

Theresa said...

What's for dinner Zoro... OMG that is too funny:) Have a blessed and beautiful day dear friend, HUGS!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

Arlynda is inching closer to joining us in the blogosphere. I hope you won't be too bad of an influence upon her, but I suppose you just can't help yourself. (LOL?)

Tanna at The Brick Street Bungalow said...

LOL! I'm still rolling about the "what's for dinner, Zoro?"!! LOL! That would be my luck too. Lol! Hope you are enjoying a relaxing and wonderful Labor Day weekend. blessings ~ tanna

Betty Manousos said...

haha, that pole dancing is priceless!
a wonderful set of smiles.

love fun friday with you.
people have long said that laughter is the best medicine...and i like this quote!

have a great rest of your weekend:)
big hugs!

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

Thank you honey for all the laughs I sure enjoyed my visit by here tonight. lol
Hope your having a great weekend

Ann said...

trying to catch up with everyone. You've got some good ones here. That common tater one cracks me up every time I read it

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Those boys were great! Love the joke from Disco. Hope your weekend is going well. Debby

Saleslady371 said...

Thanks for the laughs! So much fun to follow your blog and FB!