I think this is so funny and so true to life! lol
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Deer Sur,
I waunt to
apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper. I can
type real kwik wit one finggar and do
sum Acounting
2.
I think I am
good on the fone and I am a pepole
person.
Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
Im lookin for a
jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited
My spelling is
not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my
persinalety..
My salerery is
open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and
wat you think that I am wurth,
I can start
imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.
Hopifuly I M
Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May
McBiggins
PS : I half
includeded a pickture of me
B low.
Dear Peggy
May:
Start on
Monday, we have spell
check.
THIS IS MY PROBLEM WITH PINTEREST!
Went to a little birthday party last night and this is what I felt like afterwards. lol
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
61 comments:
Holy HOOTERS!!!!! Okay...moving on..the last is very appropriate right now in my life!...:)JP
happy Friday, love the strip down facing me. and poor grrrreat tiger is sooo fat.
Thanks for the laughs! Have a great weekend!
Oh Sandie, thanks for the great laughs this morning!! :-)))
Oh miss Croney doney (it rhymes)... You there? I am!
Report of chuckles:
1. Grand laugh (you think I farted)
2. I've never thought of 'strip down facing up' like that.
3. Bimbo gets hired, of course
4. Pinterest is talent consuming
5. I love that cat
6. Those toe nails are freeeeeky!!!
7. Pillsbury funeral at 3:50 for 20 minutes -- the best!!!
YOU ARE THE BEST *
(get on now and i'll be there)
It is a happy Friday here for me today. After suffering the heat yesterday with out any a/c, it finally decided to kick on for me this morning. At least now when I'm out side, I have to cool place to come in to. Here at the camper we don't like to be inside much, but temps like this you just have to cool off for awhile. Hope your day is a fantastic one!
That gal must have quite the divots gouged into her shoulders...poor little soul.
Oh Sandie- I've nearly chocked this morning. Remind me to never read your funnies with anything in my mouth- ever again! HAHAHAHA
Have a great weekend, Sandie! Ann
It's great to start my day off with a giggle here.
Your Frid;ays are the best....have a good one yourself.
Laughing out loud this morning! Especially over the strip down. :)
Of course I love that dear kitty too.
I thought Peggy May would get a good job.
I needed the good laugh...my favorite..tony the tiger and the strip one. Chatty girl...have an awesome Friday.
Thanks for the funnies! The grocery store one was great! Yesterday's facts were interesting. Of course, I knew about coke in our beloved GA, but many of the others were news to me. It's hard to believe any "city" in the US doesn't have a McDonalds! That's "almost" un-American! ha! ha!
And a good day to you too! Thanks for making me smile. :)
Have a wonderful weekend,
Karen
As always funny Fridays always make me laugh!
Have a great weekend!
Angela
That kid's note cracked me up. In fact, with your permission, I'd like to put it on FB!
LOL!! Thanks for brightening my day!
i liked the 'yeast resistance' :)
Fun Friday! Love that last quote, it is sooooo true! Big Hugs, Linda
Terrific post. Lots of chuckles!
A lot of laughs--what a great way to end a week!
Very funny today, Sandie! I think the grocery store or the secretary are my faves! Hope you have a fantastic weekend!
I keep laughing like this, I will have to start purchaceing DEPENDS!!!!
Oh my goodness. I can't imagine walking around with those toenails??? No bread for me either. Funny stuff today. take care.
OMG on those nails.....so sick!!
Lots of funny things today. I would have to live several lifetimes to make everything I have pinned. Have a great weekend.
Love, Debby
Well, you certainly gave us a lot of funnies there for the end of the week. I loved the one about the strip on the credit card. LOL!!
You make me laugh ssooooo much.. thank you. I love the death of Pillsbury dough boy family. Ha and carb crash. That was me last night.
You make me laugh ssooooo much.. thank you. I love the death of Pillsbury dough boy family. Ha and carb crash. That was me last night.
All great entries Sandie! :)
Love the "run away" note.
Sad to say, I think I've worked with some women that got hired for the same reason as the "spell check" girl. As a retail store manager in a mall, I once got an application that listed as experience "Burker King". It was a high end woman's store so that wouldn't have worked even if she'd spelled it right.
The last quote is from "Hope Floats". It's one of my all time favorite movies.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the thought for today! Sooooo true!
I love Fridays you make my day. I hope you enjoy your weekend. Thanks for the laugh.
These are all great, Sandie. I needed this lift! Thank you. :)
Those nails are disgusting, but I've seen people with their finger nails like that too. How do they do anything? And I guess that lady always wears sandals...even in the snow!
You and your friends are funny! Great stuff. :)
Those nails are CREEPY!!!! Oh lordy.
And the sceritary ----she makes pepole have a whole new meaning [of course my mind is always in the gutter]
hee hee hee hee hee I'm going to think of that lady who stripped next time I pay at the supermarket checkout.
Funny post,Sandie. You're a hoot. (Not a hooters. ha hahah Just a hoot. hee hee hee). Susan
I just want to know how that woman stands upright.
That running away note could have come from either of my kids. LOL
I pop by to get a smile whenever I can.. Laughing out loud so just had to say thank you.
A big hug from Drew xx.
Oh my goodness.... those boobs and toe nails are toooooo much.
You always give me a chuckle..
Thanks
Happy weekend!
I have had a few days like that cat and I wish I had used that excuse when I ran away at 10 years old. My parents would have been too tickled to ground me.
Love your fun Friday...you have a talent for finding humor. I love the little note...♥
Have a great Friday and a great weekend Sandie.
Oh those toenails..... eek!
Love the quote about beginnings and endings.
Take care
Fiona x
LOL, love the running away note. too funny. I was thinking the other day that I need to start doing some of the things I pin. Then I went back and pinned some more....lol
I sooooo get the carb crash! Gotta work on that. Happy Weekend:@)
I am cracking up. Funny. Although, I was grossed out by the toe nails. Yuk.
Those toe nails are beyond nasty!! Uuugh!
Thanks for the chuckle, of course 'Boobsie' would get the job! lol
Poor little Dough Boy
love
tweedles
That explains it! I could never understand that new hire that the Director made!
Happy Friday
"Strip down"! LOL!!
Too funny - gave me the giggles!
LOL about the strip down facing me; too funny! I always like your Friday funnies Sandie :)
enjoy the weekend!
betty
A long time ago I worked for an employment agency. I swear I have seen that resume! :) We had one client who we joked had only one requirement for potential employes. If they were BBB (blonde big boobs) we sent them to him and he would hire them on the spot as parts runners for his auto repair shop. That gal would have been a shoo in!
Great read tonight, I am late but love the read. Love the Peanuts shot on the side bar just above my love, 'rearing back and belting it out!'
Just got in from fireworks here. don't know why tonight, maybe they don't have a calendar!!
Love ya!
Am so sorry I'm late my friend, what a joy to come in here to read the funnies. Was laughing hard reading about the Dough Boy. That's so hilarious. Thank you for the laughs this morning!
Big hugs
Eva
This is a scream!
But the nails, I would have gotten sick to my stomach and run out of the store.
too funny! thanks for the good laugh, most definitely something i needed today!
The nails are gross!!
I laughed so hard at the note at the beginning. I'm still chuckling when I think about it. LOLOL
I better read your page first before I slurp my coffee all over my dvds lying here. It won't be funny for me then.
FUNNY!
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