Happy Mother's Day this weekend!!!
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE UP!
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters...
As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him..
"No", he said, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use it?"
He said, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
Thank you Debby at Just Breathe
Here's an entertaining three minutes from the students of Purdue University .
I hope these kids got an "A" for this project! I wonder if we'll see this on TV soon ....maybe during the next Super Bowl?
A Coke ad.
Can you imagine any other country in the world having a company with the imagination to produce something like this--and the amateur talent-Purdue University 's Mechanical Engineering students--to pull it off?
The result--a Coke ad--three minutes of pure entertainment!!!
Tuition money well spent !!!
Thank you Susan at Writing Straight From The Heart
GRANDMAS ARE SMART
I was out walking with my grandson. He
picked up something from the ground and started to put it in his mouth.
I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my grandson asked.
I replied, "because it's been on the
ground and you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably
has germs, and sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel
good."
At this point, my grandson looked at me
with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this
stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him,
"All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have
to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for two or
three minutes; he was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh...I get it! He beamed, so if you don't pass the test you have to be the
Grandpa."
"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
Thanks Jeannie
Priests Retirement Dinner.
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:
'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled.
But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.'
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
'I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.'
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late
Thanks Sharon
Thank you Joey at Joey's Pad
Thank you Calamity Jane
THE LAUGH:
THE LIFT:
As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him..
"No", he said, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use it?"
He said, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
Thank you Debby at Just Breathe
Here's an entertaining three minutes from the students of Purdue University .
I hope these kids got an "A" for this project! I wonder if we'll see this on TV soon ....maybe during the next Super Bowl?
A Coke ad.
Can you imagine any other country in the world having a company with the imagination to produce something like this--and the amateur talent-Purdue University 's Mechanical Engineering students--to pull it off?
The result--a Coke ad--three minutes of pure entertainment!!!
Tuition money well spent !!!
Thank you Susan at Writing Straight From The Heart
GRANDMAS ARE SMART
I was out walking with my grandson. He
picked up something from the ground and started to put it in his mouth.
I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my grandson asked.
I replied, "because it's been on the
ground and you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably
has germs, and sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel
good."
At this point, my grandson looked at me
with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this
stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him,
"All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have
to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for two or
three minutes; he was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh...I get it! He beamed, so if you don't pass the test you have to be the
Grandpa."
"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
Priests Retirement Dinner.
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:
'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled.
But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.'
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
'I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,' said the politician. 'In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.'
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late
Thanks Sharon
Thank you Joey at Joey's Pad
Thank you Calamity Jane
THE LAUGH:
THE LIFT:
52 comments:
LOL at the golf joke! Gotta pass that one on too. :)
You made my day! Love the card, the laughs, and the lift! Happy Mother's Day to you, dear friend.
These are all wonderfully great, and the grandma story is hilarious!
Thanks for the beautiful mothers day card. That was cute.
Yes, never give up.
I stole the priest joke for my Tuesday post. I gave you credit. I spewed coffee all over my monitor.
Have a terrific day and weekend and a very happy mother's day. ☺
Hi Sandie .. Love the Mother's Day card .. and all the laughs .. I don't know where you get them .. but they do give me a laugh!! The funeral one ... oh dear .....???!!
Cheers and enjoy Sunday and the weekend .. Hilary
The card was so fun, thank you! Had to guffaw at the golf joke! Thanks again for my Friday laughs. Hope you have a great weekend!
Happy Mother's Day Sandie, hope you have a perfect day. Love, Debby
Lol!! Happy Friday!! Passing the jokes on to my friends!
Hugs!
Jemma
thanks for the laughs. :)
Having a rough day. Thanks for the smiles.
A little time out with friends is wonderful. For some reason I keep thinking today is Saturday. Have a fantastic Friday!
Oh my goodness! Every single on of them was good this week. I needed a lift today really bad and this helped. Loved the Coke video a lot!!
The golf joke was so funny. I understand. I'm that way about hockey and football. I am a FANatic!
I sure hope when the time comes, I pass the Grandma Test.
The politician/priest story? Oh, lol'ing.
Happy Mother's Day, Sandie!
This just made my day!!! I am still laughing! You always help make my Fridays the best!!!!!!
Hope you enjoy the weekend and be a good girl, Misss Chatty!!!
Susannah
i love your mothers day card, i love harmony and that card has it all and i want that coke machine... smart kids.
THank you for the laughs today...always try to make sure I get around to your blog on Friday..you have a great weekend!
What a coke show!!!
BTW that is right about the Grandma and Grandpa thing!! hahahahahahaha
Love ya and alway, always love coming here.
Oh yeah, that is one automated e-card.
((HUGS))
Happy Mother's Day!
A very happy Mother's Day to you Sandie.
I realized after I started the Coke video, that I had seen it. Kept it playing so Mike could watch. He loved it!
Happy Mother's Day!
Have a GREAT weekend Sandie!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to you!!!!
Good laughs today. I hope you have a wonderful Mother's (and Grandmother's) Day.
Funny stuff today, I LOVE the Coke sharing machine! Hope you have a great weekend!
I don't have a favorite today. They all got me smiling.
GREAT post!!
And that sure is the best therapy!
I am going to pass the grandma joke on to my mother although she wont see it as a joke as much as the stone cold truth! Happy Mother's Day!
Hi Sandie....Lots of good chuckle material in today's post. Loved the card, too! And the politician who was late was funny. Thanks for sharing. Susan
Good jokes so like a pollie they spend a lot of time saying the wrong thing usually they are not caught out so quickly.
I often watched the grand final in your football with my son, I don't know any of the rules or how to play the game but i always enjoyed the add, he was keen on it as a kid and played it over here, not many teams here only very small.
Merle........................
Thank you dear that was great
Lots of laughs today! And I love the 'lift' cause it's so true!!
hugs,
Linda
LOLOLOL you always make me laugh.
Love being a Grandma lol and such a smart grandson.
the Coke Share was awesome...
BlessYaKiddo Happy Mother's Day
lol!
i know i can count on you for a good laugh.
happy mother's day to you and to all the wonderful mothers out there.
happy weekend~
i linked to you today!
Happy Mother's Day to you dear friend! Loved the Master's story:) Have a blessed weekend, HUGS!
LOL!! Oh, the one where the lady has rear-ended the police car!! Oh, my! LOL! And, I did get a chuckle from the old guy at the Master's during his wife's funeral. Figures. LOL! Thanks for the good laughs, Sandie! Have a great weekend and Happy Mother's Day. blessings ~ tanna
Thanks for the lift Girl!
Happy Mother's Day to you too!
hughugs
Love that coke video...truly amazing.
I laughed at the picture of the moment when you realize you're grown up cartoon! Years ago, the Superhero and I and two youngest sons sat in a hammock together for a picture when it fell to the ground! We have the greatest picture of us all on the ground in that hammock! Now if I could just find the picture!
Have a happy Mother's Day!!!
Hi Sandie, Cute post... Love the one about the new priest... Cute!!!!! The golf one is great too... Thanks!!!!
We just got home from a week at Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina. Had a fabulous time....
Happy Mother's Day.
Hugs,
Betsy
The golf joke made me laugh too. Didn't see that one coming.
It's not Mother's Day here in the UK, we had that back in March! But Happy Mother's Day to you, and thanks for the shout out!
Love these!! My favorite was the priest and the politician, but the one from the Masters was my husband's favorite.
Yes. I read Fun Friday allowed to him.
Happy Mother's Day!!!
I hope you have a happy Mom day!
Thanks Sandie for all the smiles. Have a wonderful Mother's Day! Ann
Happy Mother's Day my dear sweet friend....hope you have a wonderful day with your daughter and Andy...hope they do something extra special for you!! and I loved the women who hit the cop car...is that not something that would happen to me!!
loved the Grandma story!! Lovely Mother's Day Card and a very Happy Mother's Day to you Sandie!!
Happy Mother's Day, Sandie!
Blessings,
Susan :)
Happy Mothers Day! Thanks for the laugh.
Love the card and the laughs. Thanks!
Happy Mother's Day to you!!
You found some mighty funny stuff!
love
tweedles
Hi Sandie, sweet dear friend,
Have a Happy and Blessed Mother's Day with your beloved ones!
God may bless you all!
Warm Hugs,
Poet Starry.
LOL the police car was stuck, how could they come to help anyway?
Happy Mother's Day.
Love the coke commercial...smart kids!
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